Yes bxtches. We're back with this godforsaken book, hoping it will be better than the absolute tragic grave it was before...

Back with our favorite little devil.

Oh and I want to say for the love of chuck can you tag me in your Lucifer fan fiction cuz after 2 years on this site.. Its desperate, I need to fill this hole born of obsession and we all know there's not enough Lucifer fics in this world..

If you do decide to read onward after this failure of an author's note, I commend you my fren and thank you.

Now.. We shall begin, do you have your sanity ready? Pffft you won't need it here. Let's just go-

As per tradition. *throws you with glitter*

-Satan out