HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO THIS HELLSPAWN OF A BOOK

I've finally gathered enough tea to update this again and make an actual worthwhile chapter about multiple subjects

That's how this works, I wait until enough shit happens, then I dump it all out into one fun filled horror-fest

:D

fiRST UP ON OUR AGENDA, I'D LIKE TO JUST SAY

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS

https://youtu.be/wHJrgo6VfhQ

I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY CLICKED ON IT BECAUSE GAKKU UPLOADED IT BUT

I CERTAINLY DIDN'T EXPECT MY BABIES FROM MOONLIGHT

YERKEKHAN?? ERIK??? 

WHY ARE YOU HERE 

WHY ARE YOU SO DEPRESSED

WHY IS THIS

OKAY, ANYWAY

Continuing with our rant about mOONLIGHT

As you all know I stan them so like sit through this

hAVE Y'ALL HEARD THEIR NEW SONG, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE PEOPLE SAY, WHAT THEY DID WITH THE LYRICS IS THE MOST CLEVER THING

ALSO IT'S A BOP, THEIR VOICES ARE STELLAR AS USUAL

bUt I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PICTURE OF THEM

https://youtu.be/LNOZZPS6zjE

THEY'RE DRESSED SO FORMALLY BUT 

AHAHAHAHA I HAVE A LIST OF COMMENTS ON THEM, GOING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

• AZAMAT IS SHOVING A BURGER IN HIS MOUTH

• ERIK IS TRYING TO GET LUNG CANCER

• YERKEKHAN IS SPACING OUT WHILST DRINKING

• RUFAT LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY WANTS TO LEAVE

• Okay I don't have any complaints about Ansat,, except oH MY GOSh he cUT HIS HAIR AND HE LOOKS SO GODDAMN GOOD WITH THE SHORTER HAIR (he already looked good who am i kidding, but damn)

Quick tangent,, I swear to god Ansat is the most wrecking bias wrecker I've ever experienced 

Me: "I bias Erik"

Ansat: *waltzes in fabulously*

Me: "fuck"

bUT HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE JDJHDK??

Can we appreciate this photo of him like

FIRST OF ALL I'D SMASH, HE's so soFT looKiNg

SECOND OF ALL THAT CAT WANTS TO MURDER HIM, iM HYSTERICAL

oKKAYYY ENOUGH WITH MOONLIGHT

I'D ALSO LIKE TO SCREAM OVER NEWTON SOME

THEIR NEW SONG STOLE ME

https://youtu.be/xyiEBQ9OKao

IMAGINE IF THEY MADE AN MV FOR THIS

MY HEART

ALSO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS WATCH THEIR VLOGS OR NOT,, BUT IF YOU DON'T, YOU SHOULD, BECAUSE NEWTON ARE PRECIOUS KIDS

WAITWAIT BACK TO MOONLIGHT FOR A SECOND IM SORRYKJJDJ

Again with Ansat I apologize but

We just need to appreciate how Ansat took it upon himself to provide the fans with the Romanization of them song lyrics aS WELL as who sings what

Their new song comes out and  Ansat's like "hEY—"

Picture is from his Instagram, which you should follow, do reccomend @ansatdildabay

wHY DID THIS TURN INTO AN ANSAT APPRECIATION CHAPTER, I DIDN'T INTEND FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

ALRIGHT BUT ANYWAY

I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAD ME SHOOK

AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, I LIKE ME SOME GAY ASS DRAMAS

AND THERE'S THIS ONE ACTOR WHO I PERSONALLY THINK LOOKS LIKE HE'S RELATED TO BALA, IT'S CRAZY

LET ME SHOW YOU, I DON'T KNOW

HERE'S THE ACTOR, CALLS HIMSELF BEAM 

IF HE ISN'T DANIYAR'S SECRET LITTLE BROTHER I'M GONNA HAVE A STROKE

COMPARED TO BALA

I'M PROBABLY CRAZY SHSGHSJ IGNORE ME 

yEEEEAAAHHH ANYWAY

STAN NINETY ONE

STAN MOONLIGHT

STAN NEWTON

STAN BLACK DIAL

STAN STEREO E

STAN ALEM BAND

STAN RENZO

STAN MAD MEN

STAN snowiel 

WELP HAVE A GOOD DAY

BIPPITY BOPPITY BYE—