Can I just say

That like

I don't know if any of you are too into them

But I just literally cannot with Moonlight

Again, idk if any of y'all keep up with them–

BUT if you DO keep up w/ Moonlight, you'll probably know that they've been posting vlogs recently

And holy shit I cannot stress enough how done I am with them like goD

They do mature songs and adult concepts and you're like "hey this is a pretty chill band"

bUt THEN YOU WATCH THEIR VLOGS AND ITS JUST

THE MOST BATSHIT GROUP OF BOYS IVE EVER SEEN

I DON'T KNOW IF EVEN NEWTON CAN COMPETE

AND WE KNOW HOW MEMEY NEWTON ARE

For those who haven't seen any of what I'm talking about, let me just list some memorable things Moonlight has managed to do within a short amount of time

• Swear, a lot. And then censor it out with godfucking rubber duck noisEs

• Shove each other a lot, shove each other during photo shoots, overall just a lot of violence

• Ansat shares the joy of finger hearts with everyone

• Ansat also shares the joy of the traditional pizza dance with everyone

• The five of them attempt to rap to Zutter;; That's right, disturbing GD x TOP Zutter. I've never questioned anything more

• Azamat shakes that booty even though nO ONE ASKED FOR THAT

• Rufat apparently has a thing for Ansat's quality Gucci shoes

• Erik looks gorgeous. This isn't unusual, just thought I'd mention it

• Yerkekhan apparently has a fascination with giving us tOO CLoSe close ups of the other members faces. Like I didn't ever need to see Rufat's face that closely, or Ansat's, or Azamat's,, eRik needs tO tAke the camera AWaY from tHis boY—

I'm screaming though, when Yerkekhan comes up and shoves the camera in Ansat's face, Ansat looks sO CONCERNED. HE LOOKS LIKE YERKEKHAN IS ABOUT TO MOLEST HIM OR SOMETHING I WAS HYSTERICAL OH GOD

KK IM DONE IM DONE

NANASGBHJAA

OKAY SO MOVING ON FROM MOONLIGHT

CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT FUCKIN BOPS RENZO PUTS OUT

I FEEL LIKE I DONT TALK ABOUT RENZO ENOUGH

ACTUALLY, HAVE I EVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT RENZO??¿

WELP

IM SAYING IT NOW

STAN RENZO LMAO

THEIR DANCE PRACTICE FOR "BOUNCE" IS 11/10 TURNT

THEY'RE THE MOST WILDT GROUP SMH

K

ANYWAY

ANOTHER POINT I WANTED TO MAKE HERE IS HOLY GOD

IF BLACK DIAL HASN'T SNATCHED YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE BY NOW THEN IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU

AND OH JESUS

WHAT A BIAS WRECKER KEN-G IS

It's rant time because Ken-G is such a perfect human let me tELL YOU

IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE'S CERTAINLY A PIECE OF EYE CANDY---

me, posting pictures of him anyway because he's a living greek god

BUT OKAY DISREGARDING ALL OF THOSE VISUALS

I THINK WE NEED TO JUST-

NO, NOT EVEN APPRECIATE

WE NEED TO WORSHIP HIS SINGING

LIKE LISTEN TO THIS COVER HE DID, I WAS ON THE FLOOR FOR LIKE

A WEEK STRAIGHT

https://youtu.be/g2QdROiVUww

LIKE I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG COVERED SO WELL HOLY CRAP

((i assume you can see the title but if you can't, it's sam smith's "too good at goodbyes"))

IM JUST DJ DBSHKJSSDBBJHHS??

Random but when the hell is Red Blaidd gonna debut

Anyone got info on that shit

KSJSJS I NEED TO NOT GET DISTRACTED

SO 

KEN-G YES

WHAT AN ANGEL

QUÉ LINDO ¡¡¡AAAAAHHHH!!!

MI HIJO ES MUY PRECIOSO 

!!

I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH WELL SO DON'T KILL ME IF THAT WAS INCORRECT PLEASE THANKS OKAY

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

I THINK THATS ENOUGH CRAZY WOMAN RANTING FOR TODAY

STAN BLACK DIAL

STAN MOONLIGHT

STAN RENZO

BYE-