Who am I???

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I'm just a nerdy simple girl, forever alone...

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And there are two boys, famous boys.... They are mostly called F2 de compur'

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Yeah... F2 de compur'

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F2 ng computer...
F2 of computer...

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"You know nerdy? You can call us F2 de keyboard",

"What??",

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Well.... Oh it's Todd...

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Yeah... The two bad boys.... Todd.... and...

"But we're four now... So call us F4 de comfort ",

"Yung totoo?! Yung real! Ano ba talaga group name nyo!!",

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Oh... meet my stupid sweet brother, Todd Garaje...

"Anung Garaje?! ",

"De GARAHE!!!",

"Kailan pa tau naging siblings Joy??",

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"I don't know... We are just siblings Todd!! But we do have different surnames...",

"How could that happen Joy??",

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Ok... meet the F4 de comfort....

*Chris Qulantang
*Angelo Michael Angelo
*Todd Garaje
*Jayjomar Binay

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Jayjomar Binay is my crush....

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He's the class president of our class...

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My ideal guy... I admire him a lot :)

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But then... I'm just an ugly nerdy... nobody....

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I used to go to the Library... I am an anti social person....

I used to read Bible... Very peaceful... Library is my freedom.... I don't like going to the canteen....

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Suddenly.... Someone held my shoulder... Asking a favor....

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"Ca.... can you give this letter to..... Angelo Michael Angelo?? Please??",

"Why don't you give it all by yourse he helf~ Since Jayjomar is our class pres. I will be careful this time.... No All By Myself knock knock jokes.... What am I talking??",

"Pleasee....", She said begging...

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I punched her, nginudngod sa mesa ng library then picked up the letter to give it to Angelo Michael Angelo... The brother of Angelina Jolina Magdangal...

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No... I hate this.... But I got to the canteen... And gave them the letter...

Like a flying paper airplane wee

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*throws*

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"Ouch! Who did that?!!", said Qulantang.... The most bad boy leader de compur' or comfort~...",

"That girl!", Todd said pointing me

"My sister... Joy Garaje Paminta", he continued...

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"That nerdy?!!", said Qulantang... pulling me to the detention alone with a switched off lights... so it's totally dark...

"Pssss... Quiet!", he said...

"Wh... what?!",

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He posas posas me, he put a cuffs on my hand and he then left me, locking the door....

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The End...

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Gizmo: Pa mental ka na Rima

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This is just a parody version of  The Four Bad Boys and Me by blue_maiden ...

So yeah... I don't own anything... Just a parody....

POLICE: Arrest that Rima Vonavi Vevo!!!

Rima: No.....NO!!!!

POLICE: *Shutguns*

Rima: *deads*

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