Nichole: Hey so I've got a weird question and you totally don't have to answer it if you don't wanna. Actually I think you may have already answered it before...

Sean: Hey sorry! I got your message like an hour ago but was busy! What's your question?

Nichole: Where do you live?

Sean: Ireland. Why?

Nichole: Oh... well nevermind then. 😂

Sean: What?

Nichole: I was kinda hoping you lived close because I don't really have a whole lot of friends that I hang out with around here. But you're literally halfway across the world.

Sean: Lemme guess you're in America?

Nichole: Yeeeeeeah.

Sean: Lol. Swim over to me!

Nichole: Fuck that! I HATE the ocean!! There's so many weird and freaky things in it!

Sean: That's true! Fly over!

Nichole: Yeah lemme pull three thousand bucks outta my butt real quick...

Sean: Ew. Do all Americans store money in their butts or is it just you?

Nichole: Shut up! 😂

Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!