"Oh, another thing. There's a list of rules on the wall. You'd do well to abide by them because failing to do so will endanger you and your team."

The sheet on the wall reads:

        1. No smut. It's unacceptable, some people here are very innocent of mind and do not wish to be corrupted by that filth.

        2. If you cuss, please censor it. The reasoning for Rule 1 applies here, too.

        3. Hate the player, not the person. Bullying is unacceptable. Anyone found doing so will immediately be ejected from the planet's atmosphere.

        4. This is a literate roleplay, so please post at least three sentences. Each sentence must be at least five words.

        5. No godmodding. It's rude and impossible. No one here has the Tesseract, so you can't control other people.

        6. Don't be stupid. It's simple. You have common sense, don't you? That means no jumping from high places or doing stupid things with a fork, a bathtub and a toaster.

Let me know if I missed anything, and I'll add it.