There are no beautiful women in the series, and while I'm not feeding the egos of smart-asses by citing that everyone should look like Carly Rae Jepsen and Cara Delevingne (when everyone's super, no one will be, poor Margot tho), I am citing another example of how this franchise has no balance or diversity except in the most toxic of places, and how you're the perverse virgin for being dirty-minded enough to assume I'm simply craving sexual gratification. Aside from the slightly attractive Leta and Queenie (let's face it though, nobody cares about "Fantastic Beasts"), it's just little girls (like Hermione, the living personification of the Mary Sue, and Luna, who's only real development is her outcast-and-proud cliche) and old women (like McGonagall, who's apparently been on this planet long before Newt kissed his Hogwarts degree goodbye, and Narcissa, who for some reason looks 30 years older than her sister).

This would be higher on the list if not for the fact that Potterheads weren't fairly repulsed by the concept regarding their cyber war against the Twihards. Personally, I am not on either side; both have numerous strengths and more flaws than I can count. And I know the American/British/Canadian exponential names up to "Quinquagintillion". And if you just looked that up for context then congratulations. You've proven I'm not such an idiot after all.