Not The Fleentstones!
Well, we're still fucking doing this, so I'm probably not dreaming. Well, I should tell you, although those of you who have read The Story on the Board, the canon one, already know. I am not the manifestation of insanity, but I'm sure as hell not sane by now. I can't do this anymore. There was one cycle where the meme Grand Dad got the souls of the Undertale monsters. It was Hell! I'm ending this, this cycle, no matter what. Even if I have to kill everyone. For only when this story ends, when it finally stops being rewritten and reworked, will we return to the canon world. We'll forget all of this. It's the only explanation. The real author is very very careful about his works, he wouldn't carelessly make a non canon AU. I'm ending this even if I have to kill everyone... EVERYONE. First, I'll take care of the largest threat. Grand Dad.
I go to the Flintstones universe. Grand Dad is among them. He knows about the cycles, and my intentions he got in my way, but never again. Grand Dad sees me. I see a look of fear in his eyes. I consume the Flintstones world in fire. The Flintstones are no more.
Well, I can't draw to much attention to myself... Yet. I'll let the story continue and chalk this up to the false prophecy I told Mirror...
Paper Mario and Koops continue searching for Goombella, but can't find any sign of her.
"Do you think she could still be alive?" Koops asks.
"Maybe," Mario replies, "why don't we just ask the queen of the Underwhere... Wait... Well whoever named it that is real mature. Anyways, let's get moving."
Koops and Paper Mario begin to head towards what is basically Mario Hell. This is gonna be interesting.
Meanwhile, I go to check on my old world, the non canon one. It's destroyed now, and I'll never see what's on the other side. It serves as this odd barrier between all the universes I'm fucking with, and someone unknown space. Maybe it's an alternative version of this multiverse, but who knows. I begin to leave, but I feel a presence from the other side, something familiar... No, that's impossible. He's dead, I killed him...
Regular Mario, or, let's just him Mario, is trying to find Paper Mario to figure out what's going on. He decides to ask the queen of the Underwhere about him. If anyone would know, she would. Mario begins to descend.
Meanwhile, Frisk and Sebastian arrive in the Overthere. "Gen3king," Frisk asks, "where are we?"
Oh, that's the Overthere, basically Heaven in the Mario universe. Bill killed Mario, but he forgot about this, it's vital to find Mario and Paper Mario before Bill realizes where you are. Otherwise he will send someone to finish the job.
"Got it," Frisk replies, "thanks. Well, let's start looking Sebastian."
Oh, hey, it's me, the narrator. You're gonna wanna head down. I just narrated that both Marios are headed that way. Also, I'm back.
"Thanks narrator," Frisk smiles, "OK, let's go." Frisk and Sebastian begin to descend.
Meanwhile, Sans, Papayrus, and Alphys end up in the middle on a Zombie Apocalypse universe. Let's see, uhhhhh... Yup, looks like Dead Rising.
"Well we're dead," Sans sighs looking down at the infected hoard from a rooftop, "nice plan Alphys, go into a break in space-time, how could that possibly go wrong?"
"Don't worry," Alphys replies, "there's a rift just across the street. Can't you just use a Gaster Blaster?"
"Yeah," Sans sighs, "I probably could. Stand back."
Sans summons a Gaster Blaster and prepares to start blasting, but then, someone on a motorcycle with chainsaws attached slices through the hoard, making it safe to jump down.
The trio goes to thank the motorcyclist. "So what are you?" The motorcyclist asks, "cosplay fans?"
"No," Sans explains, "just some monsters. Thanks for your help, we're looking for Frisk, you seen em'? Brown hair, striped shirt, sound familiar?"
"You lost your kid?" The Motorcyclist asks, "well, I can lend a hand. Name's Chuck, Chuck Greene."
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