Dad💙: i'm daddy

Killjoy: Patton wtf

Logan: Yes you are big boi ;)

Sir sing a lot: ...

Dad💙: I accidentally started sucking on Logan's neck when we were kissing and he screamed "daddy" in a squeaky moany voice!

Logan: That is not true.

Patton has uploaded a video to the group chat

Logan: You videoed it? When? What!? HOW?!?!?!

StinkyGarbageMan: That's hot, why don't we do that Dee?

Dee dee: ...we do worse,,,

StinkyGarbageMan: you mean we do better ;>

Killjoy: I think we've all done worse than suck someone on their neck. I mean, I've literally held Remus' cheeks, and not the ones on his face, in my hands.

Killjoy: also, his are way softer and squishier than Roman's. They felt fabulous, oml how do you make them so soft???

StinkyGarbageMan: it's a secret, UwU

"It's almost like they forgot I was in this group chat" Thomas laughed to himself, screen shotting the chat and sending it to Joan.

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"I WANT CUDDLES" Remus screeched, jumping into bed next to Janus.

"JESUS CHRIST, OKAY" he yelled, moving over to let Remus into the queen sized bed.

"I WANT TO BE LITTLE SPOON" Remus screeched unholily.

"Dear god okay" Janus chuckled lightly, wrapping his arms (yes, all of them)around his boyfriend, spooning him as he hummed in content.

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"Faster! Faster! Oh Logan, no!" Patton yelled.

"Calm down Patton, i'm going as dast as I can!" He yelled back, trying to mix the cookie dough faster.

"It's not fast enough" Patton pouted.

"Okay, then you do it" Logan sighed out, handing the bowl to Patton, who began to mix it so fast that Logan feared the dough would evaporate.

"Okay Patton! I think it's mixed, calm down!" Logan said, taking the bowl from Patton and beginning to put the dough on a pan and into the preheated oven.

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"I wish you loved me" Roman pouted.

"I do love you, Roman, but I love my mirror too" Virgil responded.

"I thought I was the vain one" Roman muttered.

"Yeah, my mirror helps me to see all of my imperfections so I can cover them up" Virgil smiled.

"I hate you" Roman sighed.

"I hate me more!" Virgil yelled.

"..Honey, we've talked about this" he said, grabbing Virgil and leading him to his bed, "it's really late, we should go to sleep."

"...can I be big spoon?" Virgil asked.

"Yes, Virgil, you can be big spoon" Roman smirked.

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"Okay, so then I said, "the only person i'd come into is-" Remy was cut off as he walked into the Kitchen with Emile.

Logan covered up Patton's ears and asked "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, nothing, we totally just made that conversation up so it would look like we were talking about something really cool and funny" Remy responded.

"Also, is Patton making cookies?" Emile questioned.

"Yep! Logie's helping!" Patton smiled.

"And I oop- the oven beeped!" Logan exclaimed, taking the cookies out of the oven.

"Why are you making cookies at three am?" Emile questioned.

"Why not" Remy answered with a shrug.

"Fair point" Emile laughed.

"Okay so i'm just going to- yeah" Remy said, stealing three of the cookies and sinking out with Emile.

Logan sighed.

"Don't worry Logie! Sometimes people just need a third cookie!" Patton smiled.

Logan smiled back, Patton was just so..contagious.