Roman groaned.

"Virgeyyy i'm boredddd!" He said, acting needy.

"What do you want me to do about that?" Virgil said in annoyance, with a slight smirk on his face.

"Pin me down to your bed and-"

"READ HIM THE HOLY BIBLE OF JESUS CHRIST A M E N!!" Logan screamed, cutting Roman off, covering Patton's ears.

"I know a lot more than you think I do Logie." Patton said, giggling.

"Wha-" Logan said, blushing.

"Welp, time to make dinner! Logan, help me in my wonderful journey of adultery!" Patton cheered, leading Logan to the kitchen to 'make dinner.' Remus knew that they were actually making out on the counter. He could just feel the energy radiating off of them from the dark side of the mind.

"That's not what it- never mind.." Logan muttered, following his boyfriend to the kitchen.

Virgil looked to Roman and led him to his bedroom.

"Now about pinning you to my bed-" Virgil began, stripping down to his socks.

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Virgil sighed, a sticky substance all over him.

He was halfway undressed when syrup came crashing onto him.

He glared at Remus.

"Oh, come ON, Remus! I was just about to show Roman a good time!" He pouted, Roman blushing at Virgil's pecks.

"Like what you see?" Virgil said jokingly, flexing his non existent muscles.

"Yes." Roman said, leaning into his boyfriend.

They both fell onto Virgil's bed, taking each other's cloths off and getting to work.

'Should I tell them i'm still here?' Remus thought.

'Hmm..nah, live porn is awesome, plus not like I haven't seen them naked before.' He thought to himself, 'wow, Virgil got his scars to disappear quick.'

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Virgil and Roman had just finished their "intercourse" as Logan would put it, and Remus snuck away to tell Janus how good in bed Roman and Virgil looked.

"It's like they've practiced!" Remus said, dramatically.

"You are sick." Janus sighed out.

"No i'm noooot!" Remus pouted.

"Wanna have a little fun of out own?" Janus asked, wiggling his eyebrows in mischief.

Remus smirked. "I'll get the rope."

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"Logie! AH! HURRY! PULL HARDER!"

"IT'S STUCK, I CAN'T"

"THEN TRY HARDER!"

"IT HURTS!" Patton said, tearing up, pointing to the splinter.

Logan sighed. "I know, i'm trying honey, it will just take a moment- see? Got it out. All better." Logan said, kissing Patton's hand after getting the splinter out.

Patton flashed a wide smile, blushing, and said, "thank you Logie! Let's get back to cooking!"

"Oka- wait how did you get a splinter from cooking?" Logan asked, dumbfounded.

"I don't know." Patton shrugged, and began to finish making spaghetti.

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"So, what did everyone do today?" Patton asked at dinner, Roman choking on spaghetti.

"I'll give you a hint." Virgil said, pointing to Roman, who was choking on the sauce.

"Yeah. I got a front row seat." Remus said cooly.

"....REMUS WAS STILL IN THE ROOM WASN'T HE?!" Roman asked loudly between chokes.

"Yep." Janus said, bored with the topic of conversation. "Let's talk about Remus exploring my prostate-"

"OKAY, LET'S EAT OUR FOOD NOW AND SHUT OUR MOUTHS THAT HAVE BEEN OPENED WAY TOO MANY TIMES TODAY!" Logan screamed and began to shove his food down his throat, everybody eating soon after him, scared of his falsehood voice.

Remus seductively winked at Janus while slurping his spaghetti, earning a few tickles on the groin.