A/N writers block is a beautiful thing. Also just a warning, this chapter is long as shit and mostly focuses on the second generation (torm, tori, tamara, medd) so you can skip it. Also feel free to request oneshots surrounding these themes or even your own headcannons! I'm open for anything. 

Tord is a morning glory

This man is always up by six AM at the latest. He blames it on being in the army, but after talking with Pau and Pat, Tord realized that he seemed to always be awake before anyone else. Patryk's favorite story is when Tord was eight. Tord was always a smart child and was very dependent, he proved this on a Saturday morning at five in the morning. Pau and Pat had been asleep until the Polish man woke up to the smell of burning and the sound of Tord's voice cursing furiously. When the Pole (that's what People from Poland are called right?) Walked into the kitchen, he saw a young Tord throwing out pieces of burnt bacon. Later Pat learned that he was making him and Pau breakfast.

Tom is a nigh owl.

Tom could stay up for days in a row if he really wanted too. He hates having to go to sleep and thinks that everyone could do so much more without sleep. Even as a kid he never took naps if he could help it and hated having to go to sleep at night. 

Tord is a little clingy.

He likes to know where his partner is at all times and hates to be separated. Many have broken up with him because of this but he's never changed his ways. Tom believes it comes from his abandonment issues and separation anxiety. Tom doesn't mind it too much but sometimes he wishes he could have alone time without having to tell Tord exactly where he was at all times.

Tom's mom was African American.

I like to think that his parents weren't actually objects, but were real people. Tom only refers to them as objects to deal with the loss of both of them. For the most part I've always seen her in a dark blue dress from the 50's, her hair is in a bun. The bowling ball comes from the fact that her eyes look like Tom's and she was on a professional bowling team. She was also mute.

Tord is a trash driver.

first off, he has horrible road rage. second, he speeds worse than anyone, and third of all he disobeys all the road laws. He is the definition of Hell's driver. No one's 100% sure how he ever got his license.

Tom write songs and is slightly famous.

Tom has written several different songs on his bass and has attracted a few fans with his talent. He's never shown his face on camera and doesn't talk, choosing to use sign language with subtitles, unless it's singing. He uses the pseudonym Forgotten Blue. Tord was the first to find out about his secret by walking in on Tom making a video. 

Tord is actually good at singing and can play the drums and piano.

Once Tord found out about Tom's Youtube Channel, he begged to be in one of his videos. After much Denial Tord asked if he could prove himself. He sang the song Don't You Forget the Sun by Get Scared, playing the drums with it. After that he sang Someone Like You by Adele on piano. Tom thoroughly blown away, immediately let Tord on the channel. Tord uses the pseudonym Blood Ruby and only speaks in Norwegian with subtitles, also never showing his face. When the two became a couple the channel name was changed too Faded Purple.

Tom knows sign Language.

if you couldn't tell from the other headcannons, thanks to both of Toms parents being mute, he was learning sign language before actually talking. Of course once he was three they got him a teacher to learn how to actually speak but he still used sign language as a first language of sorts. Sometimes when stressed he'll mimic the words he's saying in sign language.When he and Tord start dating he teaches him how to speak in hands, and When Torm is born Tom teaches him sign language when he's around six. Sometimes the family will have conversations in complete silence, and if Tom and Tord ever fight they do  it in sign language to not disturb their son. The twins also get to learn the language, though it was much later than Torm. Tori was much more fond and put effort into learning and memorizing the hand gestures, but she hardly talks anyway. Tamara on the other hand just loves to talk. 

Tori and Tamara.

These two are named after the ellsworld girls, but have the personality of the oppisite AU! I'm a huge fan of that AU and wanted it to be put somewhere in the world, so the twins are the lucky winners. They also look like that AU as well.

Things about Tori

Tori takes after Tord.

If it wan't obvious in looks Tori takes after Tord way more than Tom. While being shy and very flustered, she does have an interest in guns and engineering. She is also the smartest child of the three, being aloud to skip two grades even though she never took up the offer in fear of being away from her sister. By the time she was three, she could walk on her own, talk rather fluently, and was potty trained. It took Tamara at least two more years to accomplish all three. Tori really likes to be Torm's second in command once they're older because, if he's ever gone, she gets to take over the army for awhile. Having that power makes her more confident and turns her into a person not unlike Tord himself. Many say that if she was to rule permanently, she would be a cold and ruthless empress as bad as Red Leader.

Tori hates dresses. 

The self conscious girl would rather die then have to wear a dress in public. She would much rather wear jeans and a baggy turtle neck that doesn't show off her curves that grow in at an age that she says was "much too young". In her father's yearly ball she has to be forced into a ball gown by Tamara, even then it has to have long sleeves and a high color. Some people think he like being modest but in reality she's much too self conscious to do any of that.

Tori inherited Tom's depression.

So this little thing gets her down a lot. It's the cause of her self consciousness, her timidness, and her over all views of herself and life. She used to have problems of self harm not unlike Tom, but Tamara took care of her and got her out of the cycle. She takes medication and goes to therapy when she's older so don't worry, she has an older brother, a twin, A therapist, and two very supporting dads.

Tori is scared of the dark.

This little bean is terrified of the dark. She's always needed a night light, or someone sleeping next to her. Even when she's a teenager, if the lights go out she gets set on edge. And example was when her and Tamara were fifteen. It was the blizzard of the year and the whole base had been shut down, some men including Tom and Tord, left early to be with their families. That night the howling wind and the snow made Tori very scared so the family sat in the living room together. Soon she calmed down. Until the power went out. The next day Tord had a black eye, Tom had several scratches, Torm had a bandage around his head, and Tamara had bruises all over her arms. Tori felt horrible afterwards.

Things about Tamara 

Tamara has a collection of flower crowns.

She always models them on Tori first, just too see how they'll look before she sprays them with this mist that Tord created just for her. It basically makes the flower stay alive forever. It's much too complex to work on anything like a human or an animal, but plants do just fine. The collection has grown a lot over the years to the point where she has her own separate closet for all of them.

Tamara loves dresses

She basically lives for her Father's yearly balls. It's the only time of year she can go out in public in a super fancy dress. The dress is always blue and she often gets young men asking for her to dance with them. She always turns them down of course, mostly because she knows how out of place Tori feels and doesn't want to leave her alone. Other than that, she wears a more simple dress that still has lots of frill. The only time you see her without a dress on is during training with her dads.

Tamara can fight.

Though she'd rather not hurt anyone, being the pacifist she is, if someone ever hurts her family she goes fucking ballistic. Tord thinks it's because she inherited some of Tom's monster genes. She can beat a full grown male twice her size when provoked, usually without even breaking a sweat. Then she'll smile and walk off, probably patting down her dress. Part of the reason she always has shorts underneath her skirt.

Tamara has monster genes.

as stated she has the monster genes from Tom, but not enough to make her full monster. She can only go into half form if really provoked and can't choose when she wants too transform. Not being able to control it makes her feel like a threat, part of the reason she tries to stay positive and let things go. She doesn't want to accidentally go monster

Tamara loves pastels.

Even as a child, when she picked out her clothes they were the lightest shade of blue. She doesn't know why, but she's just attracted to light and soft things. Torm teases her and calls her girly, but she just finds that as a compliment. Tori tries to explain it's not and that being called girly is supposed to taunt people, but she doesn't listen. 

Things about Torm

Torm is the perfect combination of Tom and Tord.

so this kid has the best of both worlds. He has Toms headstrong personality and patience but also Tords mind, tactical brilliance, and bravery. It was such a surprise that the first child conceived within the method used turned out so perfect. Of course he does have flaws, but probably not as many as an actual conceived-within-the-womb child. It comes in a lot of handy when he takes over the army.

Torm has shot Tord twice.

once as a kid because Tord thought it was a good idea to teach a five year old how to shoot which in return Tom slapped him after. The second time because Torm was getting paranoid over a rebel group and when Tord burst through the office doors, Torm freaked out and shot him in the shoulder. It was pretty bad an Tord had to go through surgery, but he survived and recovered beautifully.

Torm was heavens kid.

He was an angel as a kid, always doing chores, asking if his dads needed help with anything, cleaning his room and going to bed on time, etc., but as soon as seventh year hit, he became the epitome of edgyness and darkness. He went the whole nine yards, dying his hair black, black clothing, My Chemical Romance blaring through his headphones (which were also black), piercings, painting his nails black, e v e r y t h i n g. He grew out of it, but the yearbook photos haunt him. 

Torm needed a plush toy just like Tom.

he needed a special plushy to sleep, just like Tom did in his youth. In this case, it was a stuffed lion he named Lenora, getting the nickname Lynn in later years. He carried it around with him all the time. Of course, growing up on a base meant he didn't have a lot of friends outside of Medd and his sisters when they came along so Tom and Tord were glad that he had a friend, even if it was a stuffed Lion.

Toms name from the kids is Papa

Tords name from the kids is Father. 

things about Medd

Medd is a Transgender girl

So this headcannon is one of my favorites. So basically Medd is born a boy with freckles, auburn hair, green eyes, a bright smile, and a chubby face but around the time of her eleventh birthday she broke it to her parents that she was transgender. Edd and Matt of course supported him with everything they had and even got her bottom surgery once she was officially fifteen. By the time she was eighteen, you would've never been able to tell that she was once considered a boy. The only thing telling her past was the old family photos that are stored away in memory albums. 

Medd identifies as Bisexual

Medd likes both genders and decides not to discriminate. She actually date Tamara for awhile but realizes soon after that Tamara isn't really her type and is often caught up in her optimism and her sisters problem. Medd soon turns to Torm who doesn't mind dating Medd since she's a girl and identifies as a girl, though she has a male past. Torm doesn't mind too much. He likes how she doesn't really act too feminine nor overly manly.  

Medd loves animals

Much like Matt, Medd cannot get enough animals. She loves all kinds of animals and has lots of pets growing up. She especially loves deer through her whole life and owns many paintings, stuff animals, drawings, and collectibles throughout her life.

Medd had Edd's skills and Matt's looks

Just like Edd she's a natural born leader and artist. Her skills really develop as she grows older, being at a high school level of art while she was in middle school, and student body president all through her high school years. She also has Matt's looks. She doesn't necessarily have his features but she's easily considered one of the prettiest girls in school and on base. Her Freckles are always present, and her strong jaw line gives her a strong and independent look. Her green eyes are very bright and her pale complexion is always smooth. She usually wears her hair down, but on occasion or if she's fighting, she'll tie it up.

A/N okay those are all I can think of. I wanted to focus on the kids some so you can get an idea of what they're like if I ever include them in a story. Vote, comment, and request!