I think it's somewhat offensive sooo *slaps Tom with roll of newspaper* BaD tOm!

The cover art is by me, lol

Tord: Wait, Tom , you think I'm Transgender?

Tom: Can I check then? Tord: NO!

Tom: Then I believe you are. Tord: What makes you believe that?!

Tom: Well, the fact you just covered up your chest, how many curves you have, and the fact you always shop by yourself and one time I found you "wandering" in an aisle with pads for *cough* periods *cough*. Tord: oh no...