Child Tokyo: Onii-chan~~!

Edo Tokyo: Ohayo Onii-sama.

Ninja Tokyo:........

Modern Tokyo: Hey Japan nii-san~!

Fire-Bombed Tokyo: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JAPAN!

Gakuran Tokyo: Ohayo Onii-chan, I'm home from school....(Now I'm going to hang myself...)

Mafia Tokyo: I'll beat the shit outta you and shoot you til your DEAD!!!

Punk Tokyo: The fuck you looking at?

Present Tokyo: Japan Nii-chan~~~!

Japan: O_O...Where did I go wrong?