Admin: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever diss Tokyo's Pocky!...Or else!

-In Shibuya city-

Tokyo: Welcome to the Shibuya Candy Shop! Our special dessert trade is pocky! Only 5 yen!

A male walked in.

Tokyo: Ohayo Gozaimasu Sir~! Would ypu like an yummy pocky to satsify you morning?

Male: Pfft! Pocky is so overrated! I can't believe you guys still sale this!

Tokyo:.........-Pulls out a kunai-

Male: O_O

Oh shit....He fucked up...

Male: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! -Runs around the shop-

Tokyo: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE MOTHERFUCKER! -Chases him-