uta | dumbass
x female
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"Idiot!" Your voice rang out inside the cafe, luckily Anteiku was shut other wise you would've bothered the customers. "Help me, dammit!" You swore at your boyfriend who backed away, hands up in surrender.

"Hinami, sweetie, cover your eyes and ears~" you told the young girl who watched on with widened eyes before Touka covered her eyes and Hinami covered her ears. You stalked (waddled) over towards Uta, a menacing look on your face.

Your were 7 months pregnant and you weren't your usual agile ghoul self which was to be expected since you had a basketball as a stomach. Uta had decided to put your ultrasound photos on one of the shelves filled with coffee beans and you couldn't reach it because of your pregnant stomach.

You had an appointment today and was going to show the photos to Irimi, Hinami and Touka before that bastard put them where you couldn't reach them. Now, of course you wouldn't be this mad but you were pregnant and hot headed which didn't help with the typical mood swings.

You harshly slapped Uta who stuck his tongue out playfully at you making you sigh before asking Kaneki to grab them for you. "Asshole." You hissed, you couldn't even spar with him!

At least you wouldn't be in any particular danger since it would be to risky to show your kagune whilst pregnant, you were too off balance and not as agile as your Ukaku kagune.

"Gomen gomen!" Uta apologised, dismissing your outburst before wrapping a protective arm around you and your shared child.

"I'm carrying your child, don't make me mad!" You threatened, holding your bulging belly. Soon, your stomach grumbled which meant that the baby was hungry, well; you did start eating more meat because of the infant so it was usual for your stomach to rumble.

"Thank you for showing us, (f/n)-chan." Irimi said, giving you some coffee beans as you and Uta started leaving.

"Come back soon to tell us all about him." Touka teased you, she thought it would be a boy.

"Ah ha ha, we'll see!" You shouted, waving goodbye as you and Uta left and started walking out in the brisk afternoon air. He obviously had his sunglasses on as did you since your kakugan were pulsing due to your hunger.

"(F/n)-chan, if I make a mask for our child, will you forgive me?" Uta said playfully, caressing your thumb as you headed back to his studio. You snorted at this.

"Sure~" you said sarcastically, kissing his cheek. "A tiny 'no face'."