GUYS PLAY THE SONG WHILE READING THIS! IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZEN! It's called I'm in love with a killer. Play it when you see ♡^♡

"Sebby-chan! Why did we decide to investigate this?! We aren't even part of it!"

I said, we were currently trying investigate random shit.

"Why so grumpy?"

Sebastian asked pouting teasingly at me, I scoffed and answered

"Well it's because I need to catch up on my zzzs! I haven't slept that much lately ya know!"

I crossed my arms and went to who nows where with Sebastian following behind

"Kayte-chan!~♡"

Darren's creepy voice said, he went out with a.......katana?!

"Let's play shall we?"

Darren said, he charged at me but Sebastian blocked it.

♡^♡

"We shall Mr. Espanto."

Sebastian said, he took out some silverware from his coat and began to charge at Darren, Darren giggled and jumped, dodging Sebastian's attack. Sebastian sliced Darren's left foot as he cane back to ground

"I must warn you. You shouldn't have challenged a demon butler to a fight."

Sebastian warned, Darren laughed maniacally and said

"It's the perfect challenge actually!"

He took out a black kitten, which horrified me Sebastian no! Don't you dare t-

"Such soft fur, black like moonlight!"

Sebastian praised the cat. Petting it, I growled and took off my coat

"What the hell is this demon butler use for?!"

I asked out loud, I took out a battle axe out of nowhere. I charged at Darren and cut his katana in half. I giggled and said

"Wow! Such idioticy! Hee hee hee! You can't even fight a girl!"

"Well my darling, I have more plans than you think."

Darren said, he took out knuckles and charged at me. I jumped dodging them, I kicked his knuckles off and he gasped, he giggled afterwards and charged at me with his bare hands, suddenly, a growling of a chainsaw was heard, a red blob suddenly jumped out the bushes. It was Grell! He jumped on Darren making him lay down on the ground

"It's not gentlemanly to punch a beautiful lady! And Michaelis, I expected more from you."

Grell spat, Sebastian pouted apologetically. I nodded as if I excused him, but he will be punished later.

"Can we start the REAL fight now?"

Darren asked, a teensy bit serious this time. Out of nowhere, Adrian came out of the bushes with his death scythe.

"We shall."

All of us said in unison

"My lady it is too dangerous."

Sebastian said, I sighed and went to a tree. They took their places and charged at each other. Grell went first and cut a slant mark on Darren's chest making him scream in pain, but only giggle afterwards. Adrian went next and sliced Darren's throat, not too deep or light, but deep enough for him to bleed and make his eye sight blurry. Lastly, Sebastian finished him off with 5 swift kicks in his stomach, and poking out Darren's eye with his silverware. Darren passed out, once he did, the boys punched and kicked him leaving bruise marks.

"I believe that is enough."

I ordered, they stopped and headed over to my direction

"I'm sorry you needed to do that guys. Anyways, Adrian, Grell, what brings you here?"

I asked, Grell took out his To-Die list, he opened to a certain page and said

"There are some souls we needed to reap, their names were Levi Ackerman, Eren Jaeger, Harvey Baustista, Karlos Kirschner, Jonathan Blaze, and Gerald Mursol."

"Oh, okay. Carr-WAIT LEVI, EREN, AND HARVEY DIED?! WHO KILLED THEM?!"

I screamed, I was starting to get close with them and here they are, dead

"Darren. I'm sorry deary."

Grell said hugging, I hugged him back and said

"Please finish your work as soon as possible. I need to talk about something."

They nodded.

Yes I know, It's so shooooort!

Levi: Why did I die?

Me:None of your business beardless dwarf

Levi: You da-

Me:Sebastian, you know what to do

Sebastian: Consider it done my lady *beats the living daylights out of Levi*