First Adventure Out
"I'm not sure about this, Ty," Josh said as he held baby Ruby in his arms.
"C'mon, babe," Tyler said. "It'll be fun. We haven't gone out to eat in months. And RuRu's ready now. Aren't you, RuRu?"
He giggled as he heard the baby scream excitedly even though she had no idea what was going on. She was just happy to be with her daddies.
"Yeah!" Tyler grinned, kissing all over her cheeks. "You're soooo ready to show everyone just how frickin' cute you are."
Josh sighed. It was true, they hadn't gone out to eat since they got Ruby, and since Tyler was really excited about it, he wasn't going to stop it.
So the three headed to Josh's Jeep, getting Ruby situated in her little baby car seat before heading to the place they always loved.
It was like a big food court with cute outdoor seating that the boys (aka just Tyler) decided would be the perfect place for their first adventure of eating in public with Ruby.
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At first, it was going pretty well. Ruby was happily drinking the bottle Tyler had brought, Josh was sitting across from the two, feeding Tyler a few bites when he needs since his arms were occupied by the baby.
But then, Ruby finished the bottle.
And spit up all over herself.
"Oh noooo," Tyler said.
"Did you pack an extra change of clothes?"
"Uh oh," Tyler said with wide eyes.
The three headed to the car, Tyler opening the back of Josh's car and sitting through the diaper bag in hopes of finding clothes while a naked Ruby sat in Josh's arms because she'd thrown up on herself again.
"Ty," he said.
"What?"
"Hurry. She's gotta pee."
"How do you know?"
"She's sticking her tongue out. She always does that when she's about to pee."
"I'm going as fast as I can, honey," Tyler said, continuing to look through the huge bag.
"oH MY GOD SHE'S PEEING ON ME!" Josh exclaimed. "SHE'S PEEING ON ME! RUBY, THESE ARE NEW PANTS! SHE PEED ON ME!"
Tyler turned around to see.
Yep.
Ruby definitely peed all over Josh.
He couldn't help but giggle.
"Not. Funny."
"Well," Tyler said. "Looks like we're going home because I don't have a change of clothes for either of you."
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