"I'd smash," Brendon said before taking another sip of beer.

"This is such a gross game, Brendon," Josh said. "This guy is probably really sweet and nice and wants a long lasting, real relationship. And you're being all creepy saying you'd sleep with him."

"Send him a message," Brendon said. "Find out if that's really what he wants."

"I'm not doing that."

"Do you think he's cute?"

"Well... yeah."

"So message him! Just see what his deal is."

Josh sighed. "Fine."

iwant2believe: hey!

slowtown: hi!

"Oh damn," Brendon said. "Quick responded. Probably desperate for a fuck."

"Brendon! Stop!"

iwant2believe: what's up?

slowtown: nothing much. you?

iwant2believe: same here.

slowtown: cool:)

"Well what do I say now?"

"I'd say ask if he's a bottom or top but it's pretty obvious he's a bo-"

iwant2believe: I'm Joshua, by the way

slowtown: nice to meet you, Joshua! I'm tyler.

iwant2believe: wanna play 20 questions?

"Oh my God, you're such a Virgin," Brendon said.

slowtown: oh, sure!

iwant2believe: Sick! I'll go first. What's your favorite color?

slowtown: red. What's your favorite animal?

iwant2believe: cat. What do you do for a living?

slowtown: I'm a singer. What exactly do you want to believe in?

iwant2believe: aliens. Well, I already believe in aliens, but you get the idea.

slowtown: that's super cool

iwant2believe: where are you from?

slowtown: Columbus, Ohio. What's your favorite thing in the world?

iwant2believe: really? I'm from Columbus too:) and my cat Daisy or aliens. What got you on this app?

slowtown: I'm kind of like... in love with love, as stupid as it sounds. I've always been on the lookout for the right person but nobody in my life has ever been the one. So I thought I'd give it a shot online. Why'd you message me:)?

"I told you!" Josh exclaimed. "He wants to find the one for him."

"Fine, Fine," Brendon sighed. "You win. You can stop talking to him now."

But Josh was too busy typing a response.

iwant2believe: Maybe i thought you were cute;) what made you answer?

"Hold on, you actually like this guy!"

slowtown: pure curiosity, Joshua. And you're like super cute and we matched:)

iwant2believe: whoa now, no need to make me blush.

slowtown: you made me blush first!

Josh smiled down at his phone screen.

"What?! What happened?! Did he send you a dick pic?! Pleeeeease tell me he sent you a dick pic!" Brendon said, grabbing the phone.

"What?! Brendon, no!" Josh exclaimed, trying to take the phone back.

"'you made me blush first'," Brendon read quietly. "Oh my god! You two are both such virgins!"

Josh rolled his eyes and room his phone back.

iwant2believe: you're prolly at least cute when you blush

slowtown: noooo, no no. I'm not cute ever. Especially when I'm red.

iwant2believe: pics or it isn't true:)

slowtown: What??  Noooo! Not fair! I'm in sweatpants right now!

iwant2believe: sweatpants are great!

slowtown: not on me!

slowtown: you can get a picture from a few days ago but not right now. But ONLY if I get one in return:)

iwant2believe: you have yourself a deal, Tyler;)

slowtown:

iwant2believe: JDKAKDJJSKA

iwant2believe: HDKLAKDKDKSLLALD

iwant2believe: HOW

iwant2believe: IVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO PRECIOUS

slowtown: no no no no no. I want your pic now, Jishwa.

slowtown: joshua*

iwant2believe:

"Oh my god marry me," Tyler said to himself as he saw the photo.

slowtown: OKAY

slowtown: HOLD ON

slowtown: THATS NOT FAIR

slowtown: YOURE EVEN CUTER IN THAT THAN YOU ARE YOUR PROFILE PHOTO

slowtown: SO PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET THIS FAR TO SEE THE REALLY REALLY CUTE CUTENESS

slowtown: but I'm ok with it

Josh laughed lightly. "I'm going home, Bren. I've gotta talk to Tyler more."

"Send screenshots!" Brendon called out to him as he left.

iwant2believe: you're cute all the time, no matter what. Profile pic, sweatpants, blushing, anything.

slowtown: stahhhhhhp!!!

iwant2believe: neverrrrrr!!!

Tyler giggled, the rosy blush still on his cheeks.

slowtown: I should probably get some sleep, Joshua.

slowtown: but I reeeeeeeally don't want to stop talking to you.

iwant2believe: I'll be here in the morning, Tyler. As soon as you text me, I'll be ready to reply. 'Cause cute boys shouldn't have to wait.

slowtown: ohhh, stop. you're too sweet. I'll text you in the morning. Goodnight, Joshua:)

iwant2believe: sweet dreams, Tyler:)

(Fuck I kinda wanna make this a full fic)