"Mom? Can I call you back?" Tyler asked frantically as he searched the freezer drawer for popsicles.

"Why?"

"Because I'm dealing with a naked, screaming husband who just got off of anesthesia wandering around my new home demanding ice pops," Tyler answered.

"Joshua, baby! I'm getting you your ice pops!" Tyler called. "Can you lie down on the couch for me?"

"Anyway, honey," Kelly continued. "I'm gonna ne-"

"Joshua! Get off the table!"

"NEVERRRRRRRRR!"

"Joshua William Dun, get off of that table. You're the one who said we should spend soooooo much money on it. You better not break it."

"NAKEY!"

"Don't get your naked butt on it, either!" Tyler exclaimed. "That's nasty!"

Josh simply lied face-up on the table.

"You are so disgusting when you're loopy," Tyler grumbled, setting his phone down and putting it on speaker before going to drag his husband off the table.

But josh was much taller, more muscular, and all around just stronger than Tyler. So he didn't move.

"Joshua," Tyler sighed. "Can you please get off the table? You can have two ice pops if you get off the table."

"No."

"Three ice pops."

"Nuh-uh."

"Four ice pops."

"Ten."

"Fine. Ten ice pops."

"Okieeeeee," Josh grinned, happily hopping off the table.

"Now go put your PJ's on, Joshie," Tyler said.

"Okieee," Josh grinned. "But only if I get a kissie."

Tyler smiled softly, nodding his head and softly kissing Josh's lips. "You can have more kissies when you get back, ok?"

Josh nodded, loopily waddling back to his and Tyler's room to find his pajamas. He came out in a penguin onesie.

"Awwwww, look at my adorable Jishwa!" Tyler exclaimed as he saw Josh happily waddling out in the outfit.

Josh blushed shyly. "I'm a smexy penguin."

"A suuuuuuuuper smexy penguin," Tyler smiled, reaching up and hugging Josh's neck tightly.

"Ice pop time?"

Tyler nodded, pulling back and getting an ice pop for Josh and handing it to him.

"AHHHHHHH PLEASE THANK YOU."

"What?" Tyler giggled.

But Josh was too busy eating his ice pop to respond.

"Let's get smexy!" Josh suddenly exclaimed.

"Nooooo, baby. Not while you're loopy. We can get snuggly, though."

"Let's get snuggly!"

Tyler giggled and nodded, taking Josh's hand and leading him back to their shared room, getting into bed with him and snuggling into him.

"Tyler??" Kelly asked into the phone. "Tyler? Are you there?"

But Tyler was long gone, snuggling with his adorably loopy husband.