"Beep beep," Josh said as he bumped into his husband with the grocery cart, giggling at himself.

"Do we need more apples?" Tyler asked as he looked at the selection, trying to find the kind he and Josh liked.

"Prolly," Josh hummed, using his fingers to drum on the handle of the cart.

***

Tyler got up on his toes to reach a bag of chips, Josh bumping him with the cart again, over and over and over.

"Joshua!" Tyler exclaimed, trying not to laugh.

"I'm sorry!" Josh said. "The cart is attracted to boys with cute butts named Tyler! I can't help it!"

"Stahp!" Tyler blushed.

***

"What are you doing?" Tyler asked as he saw his husband with one leg in the grocery cart.

"Getting in the cart."

"Why?"

"Cause I don't wanna deal with it anymore."

"So you're getting in it....?"

"So you can push me."

"I'm not pushing you around the store, Joshua."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

And just like that, Tyler was pushing his 28 year old husband through the grocery store.

***

They got home, Tyler sighing as they lied down in bed together.

"I'm never taking you grocery shopping again."

"Why not?! I was fun!"

"You made a half hour trip a two hour trip."

"Well I enjoyed my time."

"I'm sure you did, Joshua."

"You love meeeeeee," Josh hummed, pulling the smaller boy on top of him.

"Yes I dooooooo," Tyler giggled, kissing Josh's lips. "I love you soooooo much."