"How did you and dad meet?" Ruby asked Josh during dinner.

Josh and Tyler both smiled at each other, blushing shyly.

"Well," Josh chuckled. "Do we tell her the first part?"

"Joshua..." Tyler sighed.

"Do you know what sex is, sweetheart?" Josh asked her.

"Joshua!" Tyler exclaimed.

"You Do know I'm 16, right?" Ruby giggled.

"Ok, good! See, Ty? She knows what sex is."

"Don't you dare tell her we-"

"So we were hooking up the day before both of us started our first days. We had met at the grocery store a few days before. I thought he was cute, asked him on a date, he said yes. So we went to dinner and everything went really well so we went back to his house. We watched a movie and started making out. Then we-"

"Ok, she doesn't need all the details!" Tyler exclaimed.

"We had sex."

"Josh!"

"We had never had sex with anyone before! We were virgins and it was cute!" Josh exclaimed.

"Ok! Enough with the sex part!"

"Fine, Fine. But for the record, that's my favorite part. We woke up the next morning and just kind of messed around for a little while before he kicked me out because he said he had to get to work. I kissed him like a billion times and gave him my number."

"I was going to call him again, too, by the way," Tyler said. "I wasn't going to just have sex with him and never talk to him again. Sex is too much of a connection to do that. Don't have sex till you're married, Ruby. No sex until you're married. And you can't get married till I'm dead," Tyler said.

"No getting married till I'm dead, either," Josh added. "Boys are stupid. They're all stupid. Every single one of them. Except Tyler. Tyler's the exception. But there's only one of him. And I got him. So don't get married, ok? Don't look at boys. Don't even look at them. They're dumb. They stupid. Don't go near them."

Tyler nodded his head in agreement.

"So what happened after that?" Ruby asked.

"Oh," Josh said, not realizing he had been ranting.

"What's the last thing I said?" Tyler asked.

"That you were gonna call him again."

"Ohhhh, yeah. Ok. So, I had just moved to Columbus for work and it was my first day. The hospital had been asking me to come and work in their surgical unit for a while, so I did. And as I was getting ready to perform my first surgery, I saw the goof who I had woken up next to last night standing in the OR," Tyler said. "And if I'm honest, I was beyond excited. But then I got incredibly nervous. I was worried I'd mess something up and he'd think I was a horrible doctor."

"But then he got in the OR, and we just kind of smiled at each other. Of course we couldn't say anything, but I said "hi, Dr. Joseph, I'm Dr. Joshua Dun.""

"I couldn't stop smiling," Tyler giggled. "This really cute guy who I literally just lost my virginity to is also a doctor, working in the same surgical unit, and I'll get to see him every day."

"He did the surgery and I was absolutely amazed," Josh said. "I've never seen someone so amazing at what they do. He immediately was the top surgeon in all of Ohio."

"And immediately I was his boyfriend," Tyler giggled. "We'd go to lunch together every day and come home at the same time. We moved in together and had sooooooo much fun. We were two doctors, making a plenty of money, super in love, we had an amazing life."

"And now, 20 years later, we still do!" Tyler smiled. "He proposed a year after we started dating, we got married a year and a half later with the most amazing wedding ever, had an incredible honeymoon."

"With lotsa sex."

"Josh!"

"What?! It's the truth!"

"Joshua..." Tyler sighed.

"Sex is great," Josh grinned, just to piss Tyler off. "Soooooo great. Especially honeymoon sex. But married sex is even better. Anniversary sex is a 10/10."

"Ew! It was your anniversary like three days ago!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Yep," Josh smirked.

"Go to our room," Tyler said, pulling the chair Josh was sitting in out from the table and forcing him to get up. "You're gross. Disgusting. Stop. Why would you tell her that? Get up. Go. Bedroom."

"Oooh, dominant Ty's coming out," Josh smirked.

"Go! Leave! Go away! You're gross!" Tyler exclaimed.

Josh chuckled and headed to their room. "I'll see you there soon, baby," he winked.

"You're sleeping on the couch. You're sooooooo sleeping on the couch," Tyler said.

"We've made love on the couch a few times," Josh smirked, wrapping his arm around his husband's waist.

"A week! You're on the couch for a week!" Tyler exclaimed. "Now sit in there until I come back to deal with you. No TV, either."

"I like this dominant you," Josh smirked, pulling Tyler down so he was on the bed with him.

"You're so gross," Tyler giggled, shaking his head as Josh kissed at his neck.

"Does the cute giggling mean I get to be back in bed again?" Josh asked.

"If you let me go make up a story to tell our daughter so she doesn't think she heard us moaning three nights ago."

"But what about the night before that? Or the night before that? Or the night before that? You're a loud moaner, Ty. Always have been. Ever since our first time what? Twenty two years ago? Twenty three?" Josh grinned.

Tyler giggled and rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "Let me go and maybe we can have some fun when I get back."

"Yes sir," Josh smirked.

"That's doctor, to you," Tyler giggled, kissing his lips before getting up and going to Ruby.

"Yeah, sorry about... him," Tyler giggled as she saw him. "He just likes making me mad."

Ruby giggled and shrugged. "It's ok. I've heard you guys since I can remember."

Tyler blushed deeply, covering his face embarrassedly.

"I really don't mind," Ruby said. "It's just kind of gross to hear your parents doing... that. But it's better I hear you doing that instead of arguing and being unhappy."

Tyler sighed, running his fingers through his hair. He had the best daughter ever.

"What about a car?" Tyler asked. "Want a new car?"

"What?"

"Do you want a car?" Tyler asked.

"I have one...?"

"Yeah, but do you want a new one? Want a Jeep?" Tyler asked.

"I mean... yeah, but they're expensive," Ruby said.

"Ru," Tyler giggled. "Look around. Look at our house. Look at the three cars we already have. We've got money, ok? Plenty of it. Your dad and I are the top surgeons in this part of the country. Don't worry about money."

He knew Ruby's always been worried about the boys spending money on her. She was just worried something would happen and they wouldn't be able to pay for it.

But they lived in the nicest neighborhood in Ohio, had three very nice cars, they had absolutely no worry about money.

"We only had one kid so we could spoil them like crazy," Tyler smiled. "And we got a girl so we could really spoil her like crazy. And it just so happens she's the best daughter in the world, so we really, really get to spoil her like crazy. You're too good to get one of our old cars. Let's go to the dealership tomorrow and get you a Jeep."

"W-what?! R-really?!"

"Yes, really!"

Ruby had just gotten her driver's license about two weeks before and was driving on of Josh's old cars that was still quite nice, and she was thankful for it, but it wasn't a Jeep. Though, she didn't mind.

But Tyler wanted to give her the car she'd always wanted.

"I'm gonna go yell at dad, now," Tyler told her. "Don't be alarmed if he's passed out on the couch in his boxers when you come downstairs tomorrow."

Ruby giggled and nodded.

Tyler smiled and kissed the top of her head. "G'night, sweetheart. I love you."

"Love you too."

Tyler went to his and Josh's room, finding him in nothing but his boxers, clearly waiting for Tyler to get on the bed so they could have sex.

"Put your pants back on," Tyler giggled, shaking his head.

"Take your pants off."

"We're going to get Ruby a Jeep tomorrow," Tyler said.

"What?"

"Yeah. A Jeep."

"Why...? Not like, 'why?' Because she doesn't deserve it, but... why so suddenly?"

Tyler shrugged. "I dunno. She's just... the best daughter we could have ever asked for. And she's our only kid. She's about to move out in two years. Then our only chance is grandkids."

"We can make a couple babies tonight," Josh smirked.

"Josh," Tyler sighed.

"Fine," Josh chuckled.

"It was fun getting to kind of relive everything tonight," Tyler smiled as he got into bed. "I miss our honeymoon."

"That was fun," Josh grinned. "The honeymoon was... so fun."

"We could go on another, you know," Tyler said. "Once Ruby moves out we can go on our own trip somewhere. We could go back to Hawaii. Stay in the hotel we stayed at the first time."

"Make love in the shower 28 times like we did the first time," Josh smirked.

"I don't know how we managed to convince the hospital we needed a month long honeymoon," Tyler giggled.

"One of the best things we've ever done," Josh grinned.

Tyler smiled softly as he straddled his husband, leaning down and kissing his lips softly. "I love you."

"I love you too," Josh smiled.

"But you're still sleeping on the couch."