"Oliver! For the third time, put clothes on! It's noon!" Tyler said as he saw his son waddling around in his underwear.

"Why? Are we goin' somewhere?"

"We don't have to be going somewhere for you to put clothes on. You should always have respect for your appearance," Tyler lectured before walking out of the room.

He went to the living room to find his husband in just his boxers playing Mario Kart on the couch.

"Joshua! Put some clothes on!"

"Why? Are we going somewhere?"