"Joshua," Tyler giggled as his husband got on top of him, grinning as he started nibbling at his ear.

"My gorgeous husband," Josh smirked, slipping his hands under Tyler's shirt.

"Whoa whoa whoa," Tyler giggled. "Where are the kids?"

"Put 'em to bed," Josh mumbled against his neck.

Tyler smiled widely. "Really?"

"Mhm."

"How?" Tyler giggled. "You never are able to put them to bed."

"Worked my daddy magic," he smirked. "Now it's your turn to have daddy magic worked on you."

Tyler laughed, rolling his eyes. "Well whatever you're trying to do, w-"

"Have sex with you. I'm trying to have sex with you. 100% trying to get in your pants."

"Joshua!" He exclaimed as he laughed.

"C'mon," Josh said. "We used to have the most amazing birthday sex ever before the kids. Why stop now that we have them?"

"Because we have fun during birthday sex and get loud," Tyler giggled. "I refuse to have our kids know we have sex. Let alone hear us having sex."

"They're gonna figure out we have sex anyway," Josh said. "They can't even walk. They can't remember what they had for dinner ten minutes after they finish."

"But if we get loud and they wake up they're not gonna stop crying."

"Fine then," Josh said, grabbing his phone and calling his sister to come over. "Let's go to a hotel."

"You're so desperate," Tyler giggled.

"Don't you wanna have birthday sex?!"

"Yes," Tyler giggled. "I always wanna have sex. But not if our babies are gonna hear."

"They're one and three! They don't know which one of us is Tyler and which is Josh," Josh chuckled.

"That's not true! Ruby knows I'm her TyTy."

"Gus doesn't," Josh said. "And he's older."

"Gus doesn't know which room is his," Tyler giggled. "He doesn't know his last name, either."

"He doesn't know his first name half the time," Josh laughed.

Tyler giggled, snuggling into Josh.

"So. We've got one baby who can't walk or talk and another who doesn't really know where he is but is super happy. Point made, let's have sex," Josh said.

"You've gotta at least put me in the mood first," Tyler said.

"Oh, I can get you in the mood. Easy."

"How?" Tyler giggled. "How is it that easy?"

"All I have to do is kiss your stomach. That's literally it and you're begging me to hurry up."

"Well it's been a year! Maybe I've changed!" Tyler exclaimed with a smile.

"You and I both know you haven't changed," Josh chuckled. "We've been having sex since we were 17. That means we've been doing this for 10 years now. And not once in the what? 1500 times we've had sex have you not asked me to kiss your belly."

"You needa be nice to me," Tyler giggled. "I'm your only source of smexiness."

"I knooooooow," Josh grinned. "So let's go get smexy."

Tyler giggled as he was immediately picked up and carried to the room he shared with his husband.

"Awwwwww, Gus left me a birthday card!" Tyler exclaimed with a wide smile as he got out of Josh's arms and picked it up from the bed.

'Happy birthday TyTy.

Lots of kissies.

Love,
Gus.'

Tyler knew Josh had written everything and Gus had just signed his name, but he knew Gus had told Josh what to write. And it's the thought that counts.

"This is so precious," Tyler smiled as he held it against his chest.

"So much for being in the mood," Josh said.

"I love my babies."

"I know you do," Josh smiled as they snuggled up in bed together. "I love them too."

"I didn't get a goodnight kiss from Ruby," Tyler suddenly said, getting up and going to the nursery to find his baby girl awake.

"Hi sweet girl," He smiled, picking her up and kissing her cheek.

"Ha dada," she grinned goofily, meaning to say hi to her daddy.

"I looooooove you. Daddy loves you soooooo much. So so soooooo much," Tyler hummed, hugging her tightly and bouncing her gently.

Ruby giggled, hugging her TyTy's neck before falling asleep.

Tyler smiled and carried her back to his and Josh's room, wanting to snuggle with her.

"Ty," Josh sighed as he saw the baby.

"What? She wanted snuggles, I want snuggles. It was the only logical thing," Tyler replied. "But now I feel like Gus is being left out. I'm gonna go get him. Hold the bean," he said, handing Ruby to Josh.

Josh sighed as he held her in his arms. "Hiiiii, Ruby. You look sooo beautiful sleeping."

Tyler went and got his son out of his room, going back to his and Josh's room so now the whole family was snuggling together.

"I'm getting us a hotel for a week in a few days. Honeymoon suite, too. No way we can't have sex then," Josh said as he gently patted Ruby's back when she started hiccuping.

"Can't the babies come??" Tyler begged. "Please? Pleeeeeeease?"

"We need some time for just us, baby," Josh said. "We can FaceTime them every night."

"Fineeee," Tyler groaned.

"Trust me, after the first night, you're never gonna wanna come back home."

"Shhhhh! Babies!" Tyler whisper-yelled, pointing to the two sleeping babies on his and his husband's chests.

"Gus, what's your name?" Josh asked the boy after he woke him up.

"Hm," Gus hummed in thought. He didn't really know.

"See?" Josh asked. "We're fine."

"What mah name?" Gus asked.

"It's Gus, honey," Tyler giggled.

"Hm," Gus hummed again before falling back asleep on Tyler's chest.

The boys laughed and fell asleep, Tyler loving his sweet little family.

And, a few days later, Josh took his husband to the nicest hotel in Columbus, and they finally got to catch up a year of missed sex.