"Happy 30th, old man," Tyler grinned as he handed Josh his cupcake with the candle on it.

"Leave me alone," Josh pouted as he took the treat. "I'm old and don't want to be reminded of it."

"But you've got a smokin' hot fiancé who's 5 years younger than you," Tyler grinned.

"Oh, really? Who?"

"Me," Tyler pouted, getting in Josh's lap.

Josh laughed and kissed Tyler's lips before blowing out the candle. "Oh yeah."

"You're so old now," Tyler said.

"Shut up," Josh groaned.

"You're 30. That makes me feel old," Tyler continued.

"I'm the one who's 30!"

"I've still got 5 years till I'm 30," Tyler grinned.

"I know," Josh sighed, unable to help but smile. "You'll keep me young."

Tyler hummed happily, hugging his husband's neck tightly.

Josh hugged him back, kissing his neck.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Dun," Tyler said.

"Don't call me that," Josh pouted. "It just makes me feel older."

"What?!" Tyler exclaimed. "I'm Mr. Dun, too and I'm not old."

Josh groaned. He hated being reminded that he was now 30.

But at least he had his 25 year old husband to 'keep him young.'