it's sunday and i planned to go on a date with my kawaii baby, bakugo-chan.

that's right. this was my plan all along. i would ask him out and then bring him on a date with my new kawaii car. ah, i'm sure he'll call me kawaii soon omg i can't wait!!1!1!21!

we went inside the car. wow, this is so romantic than romeo and juliet.

"where are we going?" bakugo-chan asked as i drived.

"to paris."

"with this car?"

"yes."

"okay..." bakugo-chan looked so awkward. he kept sweating. aw so kawaii. i wanted to lick all that sweat mmmm yes.

"todoroki, look out!" bakugo-chan shouted. but he called me todoroki? wowow now i'm angry, he should call me kawaii wtf--

fudjckdkdjfjz. there was a car in front of us.

and then we got into a car accident. after that, everything went black.