"Hello? Who is-"

"Help me!"

"Huh?"

"Help me, please!"

"Is this you, half and half bastard? How did you get-"

"I'm in danger! Please, I need you to help me right now!"

"What do you mean? Is there any villain attacking you?"

"That's not it..."

"Then, why the hell do you need help?"

"My dick won't go down."

"The fuck--"

"Let's bang."

"W-What are you talking about?!"

"Nevermind. Night."

"What was that all abo- how could you hang up on me, idiot! Wai- Damn it."