I know you've heard it all before

Like when I told you that the dog ate my homework

Oh, when I left it in my other pants

And then they went in the wash

Oh yeah

Yeah, I know this story isn't easy to accept

But the power went out and so I overslept

I had a million good excuses now they're gone,

We'll have to cope with the loss

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

(I got no!)

No explanation!

(I got no!)

No validation!

(I got no!)

No justification,

I'm excuseless, baby!

(I got no!)

No mitigation!

(I got no!)

No confirmation!

No documentation

No excuses, baby, today!