this short series in this book will be about me mocking tumblr genders/sexualities/ideology. I have nothing against people but I do have issues with their ideology due to how ridiculous it is and how much it mocks lgbtq+. If you came here to start problems, leave this story.

why is everyone so obsessed with making up shit
like no you cant
cant just make up genders
thats not how the English dictionary works ok

SO LET'S LAUGH AT IT

so you're fucking kirby. but less cool.

FUCK YOU IM ANGELIGENDER NOW GUYS IM SO PURE AND WONDEFUL AND THIS IS OPRESSION BECAUSE IM NOT ANGELKIN BUT I IDENTIFY AS THIS SO FUCK YOU IM CALLING OBAMA HE WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME

II dont have an issue but the term androgynous means just to look gender confusing so

~gender confusion~

ookay guys im now goregender.uwuwuwuwuw i identify as a fucking cut off head

so youre an emo kid

*sighs*

sso if my crush was a girl and she was gay i can auTOMATICALLY switch my gender to female JUST FOR HIM MKAy