first off ThePinkBurrito, what kind of fuckinf burritos are you eating that are fucking pink? Where can you even fucking buy mexican food of every colour in the damn fucking rainbow?

wow youre so creative with your self degrading humor. Not like everybody fucking else does that too, uncreative prick. Aunt burrito?
You're more like the aunt who drinks too much wine to numb the pain of her divorce since her husband went off with a Norwegian hooker and her half redarted fucking kid and gained 50 pounds from it.

Joke or not I still lost a piece of my soul reading this cancer. Please, pass me my Pine-Sol and Clorox cocktail with a tad bit of arson, ty

Hey sweetheart have you ever heard of a psychiatrist? I know that's a very big word but I believe you can remember it. They're really helpful and give you magical bitter candy that makes you feel giggly! You also might just earn a trip to the funny farm if you really, really tried too!!

The book cover doesn't even fit on the damn BOOK, you fucking asshole! What kind of 4th grade photoshop is this? I expect this from someone who was just getting into a damn fandom, not a person whose so knowledgeable (also see: narasstic parasite) in this fandom and legit thinks they're opinion matters on a fucking global scale and that people will actually agree!
What fucking next, an art book?
Overall you're fucking scum. You act all cool and that you're breaking boundries when in reality you're a cringy faggot who deserves to have your fingers chopped off so you don't fucking give me cancer--no wait--herpes

There we fucking go. The herpes of fucking Wattpad.

//i love you so damn much okay listen ur rlly cool and dont hate me