From now one i dare all of you to play this game:
Take a shot of anything when they mention the name of any band
Two if its in the form of merch
Get ready to have a broken liver folks

So these assholes go to a party and now the legit drink part comes in
Five chapters fucking in

when i see green i think of vomit or i think of toxic waste idk bout you guys comment what yall think when ya see green beverages

YOU DID THIS BEFORE WITHOUT PROTECTION IM ASSUMING
YOU'RE A LITERAL FUCKING MORON
also gotta appericate this authors note

what a way to ruin all tension
yup you fucking guessed it
THESE ASSHOLES ARE GONNA HAVE A FUCKING BABY

Do they at least treat this right????
ofc not are you that fucking navie

HEY
HEY MORON
HEY FUCKING MORON
YOU DO NOT ADD CHARACTERS IN THIS TIME. YOU NEED TO INTRODUCE THEM WHEN THE TIME IS PROPER AND SHOW, NOT TELL. AND SHE COULD BE WRITTEN OUT ALLTOGETHER AND NO ONE WOULD MISS HER

youre main character, a young teenaged girl, is pregnant
no tears?
no screaming or crying?
just?
"oh oppsie too many scooby snacks shaggy the eviul mark has appeared!!!"

i wonder how she tells her friend

is this pig latin. is that why i dont fucking understand a single word. how does anyone hear this and have it register as "OH, YOU'RE HAVING A BABY!!???"

-wouldnt you want the father of your child to fucking care this is a child you have to raise and care for and pay for i think he needs to fucking care
-cierra has immediately lost all my respect and i have no care or love for her. thats wonderful. she was here for three paragraphs and i despise her. fuck man, at least emo emma took a chapter for me to strongly dislike her

i love how HE is capitalized like who the fuck else would be doing this pope fucking Francis's imaginary donkey

what the fuck is a stomace no one has answered
and stop it with the purdy it isnt cute its fucking despicable

no, not "im emotionally drained because everything in life is slowly mentally killing me" not "i think i need to go to a doctors" not "im concerned for my well being and sanity" its that fucking highschoolers wont enjoy your company

at least it was a normal fucking fuctioning sentence
we wont have one in a while so appericate it

honey its been a month i dont think you have anything much to worry over appearance wise
again im not a pregnancy expert soooo

HEY LETS RUIN ANY CHANCE OF REALLY EMOTIONAL MOMENTS EVER

stop acting like this is a myspace rp its not youte attempting one of the hardest artforms fucking try

SHE IS NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING DONT GO TO HER FOR THE 5 SECONDS WE SAW HER SPEAK WE REALISED SHE WAS A FAILURE OF LITERALLY FUCKING BREATHING