TRIGGER WARNINGS ⛔
eating disorders ⛔
self harm ⛔
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE SUCH TOPICS, SKIP THIS CHAPTER

1)
-The Alpha and Omega bullshit
NEWS
FLASH
WEREWOLVES DONT BAVE FUCKING MATES. THATS NOT HOW WEREWOLVES WORK YOU FUCKIMG CUCKS. WHAT IS THIS DIMENSION YOU ALL CRAWL FROM. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LORE OR TERMOLGY OR GENETICS ???
LIKE I KNOW THERES GOOD ONES (ie Anna_Is_Falling did it rlly well)
(Lowkey promoting her bc shes rlly fucking cool)
BUT
S T OOOP RUINING WEREWOLVESSSSSSSSS

2)
-i am actually a ____
This is sl contrived and fucking stupid please just have them know from the start bc when u randomly just "wElL lOoks lIke iM SpeShul Now DurP" shit im gonna take a frying pan and slam ur shines

3) "orbs"

ig its bc "he looked into my sapphire balls" isnt as attractive

4) the random car crash
???what????please do not???? Do this?????what the fuck its so confusing and i hate it its never done right and you all need to fucking stop where did it come from
When did he get into a car
What the fuck
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

5) anorexica/bulimia being personified
Because guess what an Eating Disorder isnt???
Thats right, only effecting 16 year olds who are bone thin and think its a fucking diet, ya cucks!
I've seen the "Dear Ana" shit done so fucking much and not only does it protray Anorexica in the classic media portrayal, it does it so shallow
Anas always so fucking pretty
So is Mia
Uhm
I understand what youre trying to do but
Bulimia also causes tooth decay, internal bleeding-
Wait

There we go
And for oh so pretty Ana?

wonderful isnt it
Sure love me some osteoporosis and compulsive behavior

Like what the fuck guys

6) self harming out of spite
"HAHAHAHAH IM GONNA FUCKING MUILATE MY SKIN BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED ME UGLY" yeah fuck off

7) the Prince Charming(tm)
this man will cure ur
-self hatred
-self harm issue
-chronic depression
-crippling anxiety
-drug and alcohol issues
-your Ebola
Side effecfs include-
-car crashes
-seriously dont go outside you'll get fucking hit automatically
-girls fighting u bc turns out oppise ur dating Becky's ex
-butterflies in ya tumma awie so adorb
-!!!!!FUCKING GIGGLING EVERYWHERE!!!YOURE GONNA FUCKING GIGGLE UNTIL YOU START COUGHING YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS I S2G