me: im not GAY i am a straight white heterosexual man,,,im n
*ticci toby x male!reader lemon*
me:
me: im so gay. im so fucking gay. i want to suck his fucking dick and i want him to ram me. oh my god. hes so handsome. he is mine. i know everything about u toby. i know where ur from. my german colorado citzen. please. take me on cute dates and wrap a jacket around my shoulders and snuggle me when ur stripped to boxers and kiss my cheek lightly and twirl my hair out of my face. let me comfort u from ur nightmares. let me be your husband, propose to me and take the condom off so we can have a child. let us settle down in wyoming and retire together and our children play in front of a fireplace with their dolls and trucks and whatever. please.

Me: ....
me: fuck