ignore the pointless authors note and focus on this one part. This my friends is where you see my soul tear apart

can we all just admire how its always
"*decently normal description*"
"hJJhaahjajs hES SOOOO HAWT!!!$"

That's uh
Tmi bro t m fucking i

because your personality and sex life is automatically forgotten when you have medicore music taste music taste

no we wont get out of my room leave leave leave and never show ur faggot face again you CUCK

AAAAAHHHH
!!!!!
WHAT TEH FACK IS A STOMACE? ?????????????1?12×+?OH PEETA LORD EXPLAIN 2 US

"no"

see guys, friendship!

Im sorry for bringing this up yet again but who is literally named fucking data ok please hmu if you know a data this is vital if i dont know isis will literally fucking behe ad me

DONT RUIN MY FAVORITE GAME FOR ME DAMNIT

how the fuck am i supposed to take a charactet you refer to as willy the entire time seriously

PEETA HUNTERS STALKING ME PEETA PEETA PLZ

i would said i would eat him but im too scared of people drawing fetish art of me literally swallowing a emo kid

i wonder if her name is cake or pussycat or vagina

the author used literally every single thing i hate in make out things. thanks, pal
also am i the only one who fucking despises the "i gave him entrance"
what are you a club bouncer

-"yummy" being used anywhere instead of in a 2nd grades diary (im sorry i fucking h ate that w ord)
-this is the fastest sex ive ever seen. its funny because you guys usually like seeing this shit drag on forever and make me uncomfortable