~As kids~

"Hah, you're funny Hashirama." You laugh as you try not to fall out the tree you're in. 

"Why don't you wanna go out with me!?" Yells Hashirama pouting on the ground. He was with his two brothers, Itama and Tobirama.

"Because I like someone else." You say as your face goes stoic. "Oh and my condolences for your brother Kawarama. He was such a sweet kid."

"Thank you." Says Tobirama. "And I hope you're doing fine with the loss of your whole clan." 

"AW HIS VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL." You thought to yourself not paying attention. 

"(Y/N)!" Yells the impatient Hashirama. 

"Wha-What!?" You yell as you lose your balance and fall. "OH NUGGETS!" You were expecting to hit the hard ground but you felt the warmth of arms cradling you.

"You need to stop daydreaming about dango." Giggles Tobirama. 

"Uh yeah, yeah." You say as Tobirama gently puts you down. 

"Mmhmm, so who do you like." Says Hashirama as he glares at you. 

"GEEZ, WOULD YOU STOP GLARING! THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T FIND A DATE, BECAUSE YOU SCARE ALL THE GIRLS YOU LIKE." You yell. 

"Hmmp, yeah yeah, anyways. Who is this person you have affection for!?" Ask Hashirama looking as if he's ready to go sprint and catch the guy.

Tobirama's P.O.V.

Hmmm, I wonder who she likes. I know it's not me, though I wish it was. I've always liked her more than a friend.

"Yes, who is this person you like?" Asks Tobirama. 

"Hm, do you guys really want to know?" Says (y/n) with a grin. 

"Yes!" Yells Hashirama. 

No one's P.O.V.

"Oh it's Itama." You say stoically waiting for their reactions. 

"WHAT!?!!??!?" Yells Hashirama, Tobirama, and Itama. Hashirama then glares at Itama. 

"ITAMA, WE SHALL DUEL FOR HER LOVE." Yells Hashirama darting towards Itama. 

"BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!" Yells Itama running away. 

"Oh so you like Itama." Says Tobirama a little disappointed while you two sit next to each other and watch Itama get chased by Hashirama.

"Nah, I just wanted to see your reactions. I don't have a thing for Itama." You say giggling. 

"Oh, so who do you like then?" Asks Tobirama.

"Hm, the person I like is you Tobirama." You say as you giving Tobirama a kiss on the cheek and poof away. 

"HEY TOBIRAMA! I SAW THAT!" Yells Hashirama.

"Yep, she only said Itama to just see our reactions, turns out she likes me." Says Tobirama smiling.

"THIS IS WAR TOBIRAMA!" Yells Hashirama as he chases Tobirama back home instead of chasing Itama back home. 

~A couple years later~

"Hey Tobirama! I see your with your three man team!" You say as you jump down from a tree.

"I see you're still climbing trees these days. Shouldn't you be training your three man team?" Asks Tobirama. 

"Mmhmm, they all died." You says stoically.

"WHAT!?" Yells Tobirama.

"Geez, you still can't tell the difference between my real voice and sarcastic voice." You giggle as you elbow him in the stomach. "They're all sick and stuck in bed."

"Whatever." Mumbles Tobirama not trying to flinch.

"Miss (y/n)!" Says Koharu as she looks up to you with a smile. 

"Yes Koharu?" You smile as you kneel down to her height. 

"Are you and Tobirama Sensei married?" Asks Koharu. 

"WHA-WHAT!?" You yell as you fall backwards. "N-NO!" 

"Are you sure? It seems that you two are always together." Remarks Homura pushing up his glasses. 

"YEAH!" Yells Hiruzen.

"Hey, stop pestering (y/n)." Says Tobirama as he helps you up. 

"Hmmp. For your information, we are simply dating." You mumble. 

"Do you guys always have fights?" Asks Koharu.

"No, the only fight we had was when I kicked his butt in a battle!" You chuckle putting Tobirama in headlock while giving him a noogie. 

"H-hey! Stop this harassment!" Yells the blushing Tobirama. 

"It's not harassment when you like it." You says giggling as you let Tobirama go. "Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to go get some dango Mr. Hokage sir."

"Hm, I forgot about the recent misfortunate events that have happened." Mumbles Tobirama. 

"Yes, we can lay some dango on your brother's grave too." You say smiling. 

"How about some flowers?" Asks Tobirama. 

"But sir, he loved dango." You say with a sad voice.

"He was allergic." Says Tobirama. 

"HEY! I''m still sorry about force feeding him the dango!" You yell pouting while feeling guilt all over again. 

"This is why I was yelling at you not to feed him the dango." Says Tobirama.

"Well how was I suppose to know that he wasn't allowed to have dango." You say. 

"WHEN I SAID HE'S ALLERGIC." Yells Tobirama. 

"YOU SAID THAT AS SOON AS THE STUFF HIT HIS TONGUE!" You yell back. 

"Hm, I see that you two are busy so I guess we'll-" Hiruzen was cut off by both you and Tobirama. 

"HEY, GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!" Both yells you and Tobirama.

~Another few years later~

"Back off!" You yell protecting the 2nd Raikage and Tobirama. You pull out your sword to face two men. 

"Hm, I didn't know a women can be one of the Seven Swordsmen." Mumbles one guy with golden hair. 

"Hm, we're the Gold and Silver Brothers." Mumbles the other with silver hair. 

"Guess what, I don't care." You say as you wave your sword at them furiously. Your sword sent a blasting wave of wind pushing the Brothers back 8 feet.

"(y/n), don't." Mumbles the injured Tobirama. "I don't want you to get hurt too."

"Stop treating me as a fragile girl. I am a shinobi of the Hidden Leaf Village. I serve to protect this village, not because I'm told to, but because I want to." You say. 

"You were always stubborn." Chuckles Tobirama. 

"Hm, Hidden Sword Art: Twin Blades." You mumble as your sword turns into two. "Everyone! Clear the grounds! It's about to get windy!" Shrieks of people spread through the village as people scurry away. You ordered shinobi to take the 2nd Raikage and Tobirama to the medical room. 

"A little girl like you can't take on big men like us. Why not just go away and leave us alone." Smirks the guy with gold hair. You disappear surprising the brothers. 

"Never." You say as you reappear behind the golden haired brother's back and kick him forward. You then disappear dodging an attack from the silver haired and reappear above him and kick him into the ground.

 You and the brothers fight on for three days. 

"Hidden Sword Art: Death of a One Hundred Blades!" You yell as 100 duplicates of your sword appears in the sky for everyone, where ever they may be, to see. "Prepare for death!" As soon as you said that, all the swords came crashing down to hit the brothers. Dust was everywhere. When the dust cleared you expected to see bloodied bodies, but there was only a huge hole of nothing. 

"Wha-" Before you could say another word there was sharp pain coming from your back. When you looked down, you saw a blade through your stomach from your back making blood drip. The blade was taken out quickly. You fall backwards on the ground clenching your stomach. "Damn.....it....."

"Hm, we'll be back." Remarks the silver haired brother as both brothers disappear. It begins to rain. You blood mixes with the rain. 

"Hmmp, Tobirama, you're right, I am stubborn, that's why I'm part of the (l/n) Clan. Our special Hidden Justu is is the Immortality Jutsu. When we die, we must use our own blood to make our clan sign and lay within it." You thought to yourself as you sit up and begin to crawl around, using your blood to make your clan symbol.

After finishing your clan's symbol you lay between the Kanji signs. Then you close your eyes and smile and think about life. 

~3 days later~

"I'll be a decoy and you guys make a run for it." Says Tobirama. 

"But-" Koharu was cut off by Tobirama. 

"Go now." Says Tobirama sternly. Team Tobirama along with others listened to Tobirama. Tobirama then goes out and confronts the Gold and Silver Brothers. 

"Hm, I see you're in better condition." Smirks the golden haired brother. 

"I'm here to make things right, for (y/n)." Mumbles Tobirama. 

"The weak woman? Hm, well it's her fault for being born a woman, woman are weak and fragile." Smirks the silver haired brother. 

"Shut up, (y/n)'s stronger than you, you incompetent fools." Mumbles Tobirama. Then Tobirama and the two brothers begin to fight, 1 vs. 2. After wounding each other's side, Tobirama was cornered. 

"Any last words?" Mumbles the golden haired brother. 

"NO HE DOESN'T!" You yell as you jump down in front of Tobirama from a tree. You swing your sword and a blast of wind pushes the brothers back. 

"(Y/N)!" Yells Tobirama with a hint of anger. 

"Shut up, we'll talk about this later." You say sternly. "I'm here to finish off these bozos, would you like to help dear or let the lady do all the work?"

"Grrr, fine." Says Tobirama as he joins your side. 

"As Hidden Leaf Ninja, we show no mercy to those who stand against us! So prepare to die!" You yell steadying your sword. Then you and Tobirama fight a furious battle. The battle ends with the two Hidden Leaf Ninja in victory. 

~The End~

"(Y/n) do you take Tobirama as your husband?" Says the 16 year old Hiruzen. You look at Tobirama. 

"I do, (dramatic pause) not." You say as you knock some since into Hiruzen. "IDIOT HE HASN'T PROPOSED. WE'RE STILL JUST DATING."

"Hmmp, maybe because you're old." Mumbles Hiruzen. 

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" You yell as you kick Hiruzen into a concession stand. "Hmmp."

"Honey, try not to destroy all the concession stands with Hiruzen." Says Tobirama with a giggle. 

"So when are you going to tell him that he's the new Hokage?" You whisper in Tobirama's ear. 

"After I do this." Says Tobirama out loud as he kneels down and pulls out a box. Everyone looks at the two of you. 

"Tobirama!? What are you doing!?" You question with surprise. 

"(y/n) (l/n), will you marry me?" Asks Tobirama opening the box showing a ring while smiling. You stare at Tobirama and smile with tears falling down your face. 

"Y-Yes, I will marry you and become (y/n) Senju." You say as you hug Tobirama and kiss him on the lips. 

"WOO-HOO!!!" Yells a whole crowd. You mostly recognized the woo-hoos of Hiruzen, Koharu, and Homura. 

"Mmhmm, and Hiruzen, I'm passing on the roll of Hokage to you." Says Tobirama making Hiruzen faint with surprise.  

So you and Tobirama got married, probably had kids, and lived a great life, well until you met the troublesome Naruto. The good part is that your clan's other ability is never aging. so you kept your good looks. It seemed that Tobirama hadn't aged over the years either. Heck, you guys were out and about battling rogue ninjas sometimes. Well at least you guys were happier then Romeo and Juliet. The end~

I dedicate this Oneshot to Horses_go_moo, who I hope has a better tum tum now. 

Here's your dango: