"Never part with your illusions. Without dreams you may continue to exist, but you have ceased to live."
- Mark Twain

Tobi salutes the dude Mark Twain. The guy was something. What he stated was pure truth and Tobi decided that what Mr. Twain has said will be his/her nindo.

"BELIEVE IT, DATTEBAYO!" Tobi shrieked to the top of his/her lungs.

And he/she fell.

It was cold, dark, and dank and reeked of memes. There were shadowy figures of Lenny, Doge, and Pepe the Frog.

Tobi had a hard time to decide whether to scream like a bitch or ask for an autograph from the Big Three of Memes.

"CHOOS-"

They boomed but they were cut off by Tobi.

"Chousa Heidan? Or whatever how it's spelt? Or whatever it is?"

Lenny frowned,"Stfu, ya fuckin' weaboo! This ain't Shingeki no Kyojin! But..."

"You can, no, AW SHIT WRONG WORD USED! You may join the Survey Corps!" Doge proclaimed.

"4ril?" Tobi puppy dog eyesed.(wat DA hell am I doing WID MAH lyfff?)

"POOOORRRREEEAAAAALLLLLL...!" The three mighty deities chanted and the dark scenery melted into pure Tootsie Rolls.

Oh, the delicate aroma of the ever favored sweet. It was filling Tobi's nose to the fullest. With saliva streaming from his/her lips, he/she approached the massive Tootsie Rolls and tried to give it a bite.

"YOU MUSTN'T! YOU MUGGLE FOOL!"

Tobi's darted upwards when he/she heard the voice of the rumored Dark Lord.

Lord Voldermort stood in a dark cloud,(you tryna cosplay Goku? Tobi wanted to ask) with a stern look as if biting off the Tootsie Rolls was a major offense to humanity.

"B-But Tootsie...Rolls, s-sir." Tobi stammered.

Voldermort raised his wand, the one that was linked to Harry's and chanted a few sentences. After he did, the Tootsie Ground began forming holes that were icky and probably, full of mucus. Brown mucus. Or is that muck? Shit? No one knows. Before the respective holes were placards that said: Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus; Shingeki no Kyojin; Naruto; Harry Potter; Akame GA Kill!; Tokyo Ghoul; Smurfs; Boruto; The Hunger Games; Another;Highschool Dxd; and et cetera, et cetera. Thing is, Tobi is sure he/she wasn't dreaming.

"Pick one." Voldermort stated coldly as he landed beside Tobi, "And if you do, these mucky black holes will teleport you to another dimension that you'll find very pleasing."

Pleasing. Like Highschool Dxd?

Tobi wanted to throw up. Despite the fact how he/she doesn't clean his/her room, she/he didn't want to dive in that shits.

"You do it first!" Tobi spat as MLG glasses appeared out of nowhere to cover her/his eyes.

Voldermort's slit-like nostrils flared,"You dare you MUGGLE NIGGA?!"

Wat u coled me NIGGUH? Tobi reckoned.

Tobi removed his/her MLG glasses and raised her hands up in the air,"Well, sir, I am absolutely capable of performing magic."

Voldermort pursed his lips.

Oops, maybe I was just too smug.

"Wands out, show me."

Pervy Tobi snickered at the 'wands out' part.

Geez Stfu, Tobi! Intestines, prove it to thine master that thou art worthy to gain the right to annoy the Anus in shitting time.

Tobi inhaled and exhaled as Voldemort looked at her/him expectantly.

"Where is your wand?"

Tobi smirked,"Don't need 'em! I'm a genius for that. Fartis generatorius!"

A poof and the scent of rotten eggs filled the air. Tobi grinned for he/she has performed the magic perfectly.

Voldermort waved at the air as he coughed due to the awful stench that filled his nostrils. On the other hand, Tobi silently thanked his intestines who showcased the hidden power he was hiding. In one last look to the Realm of Tootsie Rolls, he braced himself as he leaped towards the mucky hole that was labeled: Shingeki no Kyojin.

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Tobi fell into a rainbow-colored abyss that was filled with disappearing overlays of his old cringe-worthy selfies. There were pixelated unicorns, donuts, and for some reason, the shit emoji and some repeating audio in the background saying,"Saranghae, oppa!". Also there were far voices saying the things he had said seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and years ago.

One said:"Love is like sex. At first, they go sweet and touch, and hug each other but when the climax comes, they pull away and leave other."

Wtf? Why did I say that again?

Tobi's brain was full with thoughts like:

Wtf. Wtf...WTf!WTFFFFFFFF!!!

And a sonic boom happened and Tobi landed on the smooth road. He looked around and saw a familiar landscape he always yearned to live but unfortunately it's just in the laptop screen in Kissanime but now, his dream turned into reality.

"HOLY CRAP!!!" Tobi exclaimed.

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Hey guys! Tobi here back with a trollfic.
things in this story:
*3 chapters is to 1 fandom.
*I will be the weakest shit in every fandom I plunge into so I'm no Mary Sue. Just a Tobi Two.
*I might update like forever just like in all the other works I have and I'm sorry for that but it feels like 30% of me has died.
m e n t i o n s:
Blazeo-Kun - Onii-chan, I WANNA ROLEPLAY WITH SATINA HUHUHUHUHU...😭

But...

THIS IS FOR EVERYONE! ENJOY!