new spam's up, it's called my wildcat

have some bom quotes idfk, i have enough energy to try and distract myself now

in other news there's theee people i wanna be friends with but they don't like me so what do i Do

oh and we're panicking about something else now this is yee yee

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kevin: i just CANT shut up, babey!!

kevin: i'm absolutely FULL OF STUPID and i MUST share it with the world >:)

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nabulungi: you were telling the truth?

arnold: i actually do that quite a lot but people are always surprised—

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kevin: normally i find mckinley to be an comforting if unarousing presence to be around. like a well-watered fern. but lately he's tapped into this leadership commanding-y side and i'm like "wow... connor has kind of a good ass"

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kevin: that's a shark, baby!!!! i've seen jaws like six times that's a shark

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mckinley: i mean i could keep screaming into the void but i think it'd just tell me to shut the fuck up at this point

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kevin: if anyone gets in my way of transferring to orlando, it won't be pretty. which is very off brand for me!!

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kevin: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly......

kevin: id be broke. i'm perfect.

kevin: later losers *does a kick-flip*

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kevin: lmao i'm transferring, hoes!! haha 🤠🤘 *slowly fades away*

arnold: ...well, shucks.

mckinley: look i'm upset too but let's watch the fucking language

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kevin: *gets a paper cut*

arnold, tearing up: hasn't he been through enough?????

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poptarts: lets get a birthday cake!!!!!

mckinley: none of us have birthdays this month, though.

poptarts: the cake won't know

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kevin, with no clue how to be a straight boy: wait wait she's online what do i do????

mckinley, going off his limited knowledge of straight boys: i dont fuckin know, send nudes or smth

kevin: you first

mckinley: i. i meant to her

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act two kevin: i'm a rebel. if i'm on my trike goin' down the block, i don't wear a helmet. i like to live dangerously.

act one kevin: clearly, this man is unhinged. he's a danger to himself and society and he needs to be stopped

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kevin: i've decided that i am, in fact, a snack. people just aren't hungry.

mckinley: i'm literally starving

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kevin in act one: hey, how's everyone doing?

someone: oh, i'm doing well!

kevin in act one: i as well! :)

kevin in act two: what's up fuckers i'm horny i'm hungry i'm tired and i wanna fuck a demon

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kevin, during turn it off: i mean, in third grade, i thought i was gay.

mckinley: pretty smart third grader then

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arnold: oh yeah?? well i've got five words for you buddy!!

arnold: ,,,,,please be nice to me

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kevin: why is there a rule against everything i wanna do?????

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arnold: what is it about being on a plane that makes everyone go buck wild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

nabulungi: ginger ale is supposed to help calm your stomach so people get it if they get planesick

kevin: ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to earth while you're thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

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kevin: my demons are chasing me and they're doing the naruto run

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kevin: i cant take this stupid hell dream anymore!! someone needs to take me out >:|

hell mckinley: like with a sniper or on a date?

kevin: surprise me

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kevin: i'm not gonna claim i know everything. i'm just gonna act like it.

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mckinley, the most unchill person to ever breathe the world's air: everyone, chill!!

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mckinley, genuinely trying to comfort someone for once: um. don't be sad!! because sad backwards is das *nervous laughter* and das not good!!!!!