A/N- Hope you enjoy! I don't really edit any of these stories, so the grammar will get significantly worst, especially as I get bored or tired. I also noticed the summary/description of the story is pretty bad so I might change that... in the future tho. Please let me know.

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Headon P.O.V

I heard the doors open. Again.

Another irregular, that makes 3 today. The first one was an ugly and afraid girl, the second was a weak-looking, but fearless guy. I wondered what the 3rd will be, as the saying goes '3rd times a charm'. I really do wonder.

Blah blah blah desire stuff about revenge power or something more (a/n - story I think I read that way too many times, I'm a bit sick of it. But if you want me to put it in for the story to flow better, then comment).

"Welcome to the tower-"

"Who are you?" a girl questions, cutting me off. Definitely a charmer.

"I am Headon, the guardian of the first floor." She looked confused, pondering, nonetheless I continued.

"What's your name, young lady?" I asked

"My name is... NONE of YOUR CoNcERn!!" I'm sick of this job, I need to retire soon, but alas, I can't.

"Why are you here, and what is going on?" Curiosity will kill the cat.

"Is that your desire, well anything you desire can be found up there," I pointed to the ceiling, implying that there is something above, many floors and a hard journey.

"I know that, that's why I'm here, but you shouldn't be!" What, she's a funny one now.

"Hehehe, little kid, I've been in this tower, on this floor for over thousands of years."

Iris Liberty P.O.V

Thousands of years, that can't be possible. I mean it can. Guess I'm old.

No! Impossible! Time must past differently. I visited the tower when I was a bit younger, it was still in the process of being built.

"Well if you're going to go up the tower, you must pass my test, as well as many others." this hideous rabbit-like creature said. As soon as I walk in, I'm greeted with that horrendous face, with no eyes. What the hell!

"If that's what it takes then I'll do it." Welp this is... unexpected. Seems more interesting than walking up a bunch of stairs, but a lot longer. Well, let the fun begin.

"But first, Ms. young lady, please tell me your name, or I cannot let you take this test and go to the tower." The aurdacity!

I sighed, oh well, I had a feeling I would need to tell someone, or something, my name.

"My name is Iris Liberty." Cats out of the bag.

"Well, Ms. Liberty-" How rude. That not my last name. Assumers will be assumers. So I cut him off, again.

"Actually Hideon (a/n- supposed to be hideous mixed with Headon) Iris Liberty is only my first name, I have no last name." it was true, my parents never gave me one. Though it sounds like Liberty is my last name, it's not.

An irk marked was visible from his head, he looked annoyed. I was amused.

"Well, Ms. Iris Liber-" it's fun cutting people off.

"You don't have to call me that, Iris, Liberty, or IL is fine by me." he looked extremely aggravated. I just love being me.

Headon P.O.V

You can't kill the kid, that's not aloud. You can't kill the kid. I repeated, I don't want to get fired.

"So," she spoke this infuriated me, but I kept a calm conposure, remembering, you can't kill the kid.

"What's this test I'm supposed to pass, cuz I'll ace it." Finally something worth talking about.

"It's to see if you qualified to go up the tower, there will be one on every floor. If you pass you go up." I replied

"Seems simple enough."

"The difficulty of this test will depend on your desire. Climbing the tower will be a dangerous journey though."

"I'm up for it, but what is it?"

"It's the 'egg' test, an eggcellent test. Perfect for Ms. Iris."

"That pun is not puny at all." Ahhh, such a charmer.

"Shall we begin?" Her answers is quite obvious.

"Yes we shall"

Iris Liberty P.O.V

Headon explained the egg test. A turtle, well, a hybrid one, crossed with a seahorse. At least that's what it looks like. I mean Headon does look like a talking rabbit man. It's guarding his- hers- idk who's egg anymore.

A caged appeared, clear as glass, but I sensed it what a barrier of shinsoo. Walking towards it, I saw this turtle monster and the egg. All I had to do was crack open the egg.

Eggciting right?

"Good luck Ms. Iris." It was all I heard, but when I looked back I saw this weird eye looking thing on Headon's head. Shit, he has eyes! That make me wrong, and I am never wrong. I hate deceivers.

I entered through the shinsoo barrier, feeling nothing. I know most regular people have trouble moving through this stuff, but it's a piece of cake for me. I am the great, power and all-knowing person.

"This test is a floor 30 level." I heard Hideon say, even though I don't know what it means. I'm sure it's just 'harder' stuff, not for me though.

The turtle creature looked mad, kind of cute I thought.

I don't really want to kill it... so I'll save the turtle.

I looked around the place, it was an empty boring room. No wonder the turtle is not happy, and spawning season will make it in a worser mood.

So with my shinsoo, I created a light, as a sun, I hung it on a stick I had and threw it towards the ceiling. Shinsoo can be anything. Then I made the shinsoo into sand, lots of it. I ran around the room, spreading millions of grains of sand. I was scouting for the perfect area for the fake ocean.

I turned the shinsoo into the water, it was a little hard to breathe, but I'm used to harsher things.

Finally the perfect beach with the right amount of sun. What turtle wouldn't love this? The turtle looked happy. I knew it, great job Iris, so smart.

The turtle then transformed into a smaller version, waddling towards me. I saw its eyes they looked like they were pleading 'take me with you'.

So I did, I got a small glass locket and made an even nicer beach inside. I shrunk the turtle more, it was even cuter. Then I returned everything back into the normal shinsoo form, leaving the room boring again.

Walking to the egg, I looked at the timer. '20 minutes' it read. Not too shabby if I do say so myself, and I do.

*Crack* I cracked the egg. Eggmazing.

I felt a glowing light surrounding me, then I was teleported, but not before seeing Headon's shocked open eye face.

I smirked.

Headon P.O.V

I saw the girl smirk before she left. I was shocked at what she had done.

I made a deal with the first irregular today, she was an ugly bitch.

Then with the second, I gave him the ball test, with an unexpected visitor, who left ages ago, he was a monster.

And the last... if the second irregular today is a monster, then the third is...

I snickered.

"A colossal monstrosity."

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Posted: April 25th, 2020

Word count: ~1172 words

Next update: 1-2 days, maybe, I need to write more chapters.

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