A/N: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA CASTORICE!

Narrator POV

Castorice: So, you called those attack..... just to annoy the one that gave you power?

Y/N: Of course! He hated those names, and he deserved it! That bastard left me to die on a crisis!

Castorice: Is it.... really ok for me to be here?

Y/N: I'm the one that asked you to be here, so of course it's fine!

Currently, Y/N was doing his morning exercise, which consist of running, squats and push ups

He was currently doing the push ups, while Castorice was sitting on his back

Castorice: It's just.... it feels so wrong to sit on you like this....

And she thought to herself "yet so good..." so he won't hear it

Y/N: You have the chance to have physical contact with someone for so long, you better make the most out of it, no matter how wrong it is......And done for the push ups!

They both got up, as Y/N stretched, letting a sigh

Y/N: Now, I'm ready for the day!

Castorice: I have already planned everything we should visit toda-

Y/N: Bah! No need for plans! We're going with the flow! But first, shower

He walked toward it, before stopping, and turn to her

Y/N: When I call for you, come and wash my back

Castorice: E-Eh?! Y-You want me t-t-t-t-to bath with you?!

Y/N: Just washing my back, calm down

She let out a sigh, mixed between relief and disappointment, as she nodded

Castorice: I-I will...

It took her 3 hours to have the courage to wash his back, and let's not talk about the other thoughts that were corrupting her mind- STOP IT RIGHT THERE THIS ISN'T LIKE THAT!

Anyway, after the bath, they were walking around the street, visiting

Y/N: Okhema sure have a lot of things to show, it seems

Castorice: Yes. Despite the assault, the citizen are back to their usual activities, either by shopping, playing or narrating stories

???: Well well, if it isn't Miss Castorice! Are you showing around to this new face?

Turning around, they saw a man, in his thirties, smiling

Castorice: Good morning

Man: Good morning to you too! May I know who is this man? A follower of yours, perhaps?

Castorice: He's-

Y/N: That's right

Man: My, it seems my guesses are always right!

He laughed, as Castorice showed a small smile, playing along

Castorice: What is it that you wished to talk about?

Man: I have fresh news, only for you! I have heard, that the legend himself, Y/N L/N, have returned!

He whispered-shouted to her, smiling

Man: And, to my honor, he have made me his follower! And such, I could make you meet him, miss Castorice! Of course, everything have a price

Y/N: We-

Castorice: Oh, so you know of sire Y/N?

By hearing her tone, she wasn't happy at all, but Y/N stayed out of this

Man: Of course! You could even say I'm his biggest fan!

Castorice: Really? Name 3 of his techniques

Y/N: Ain't no way she pulled that card

Man: A-Ah, well... there is the hyper dimensional slash-!

Castorice: It was a technique made up for teenagers to think they will achieve such technique if they work on their sword mastery more. It never truly existed

Man: W-Well... the diagonal hydro low kick-!

Castorice: Sire Y/N have always been stated to master no element, and do everything with his sheer strengh

Man: I-I.....

Castorice: Allow me to call, a real Sire Y/N fan

She sent a message, and instantly, the one and only Mydei appeard

Mydei: What is it, Castorice?

Somehow, he didn't noticed Y/N standing behind her

Castorice: This man said he is the biggest fan of Sire Y/N

Mydei: Oh?

Castorice: I asked him to name 3 techniques of sire Y/N, but-

Mydei: But he fell right in the trap. A real fan of Sire Y/N would know he doesn't use any technique, or doesn't name them at all if he does. This is a basic trap to see if someone truly is invested in sire Y/N fighting skills or not

Man: A-Ah.... W-Well...

For the man himself, he was shaking, feeling so proud that he was having a fandom even among the planet he was known as the biggest superstar ever

Mydei: Hm?

He finally noticed, as his eyes widened in shock

Mydei: Sire Y/N?! Since when have you been standing here?!

The whole alley stopped what they were doing, and turned to them

Y/N: Since the beggining

Mydei: And I dared to say I am one of your fan.... How dumb can you be, Mydeimos?!

Y/N: No, it's alright. I-

Castorice: Still, this person dared to make themselves look like a close one of you, and this is unforgivable

Mydei: That's right! You shall pay, you insolent fool!

Y/N: Meh, it's alright

They turned to him, in shock, as he shrugged

Y/N: He just wanted to look cool in front of others. I mean, who wouldn't brag about having me as a friend?

Somewhere in Amphoreus, a certain Imbibitor sneezed

Man: S-S-Sire Y/N! I TRULY AM A FOOL, I DO NOT DESERVE YOUR KINDNESS!

Y/N: Meh, it's alright. Just be careful next time

Man: I-I will!

He ran off, as Y/N sigh

Y/N: Now, the problem of the crowd around us...

Civilian 1: OH MY GOD SIRE Y/N PLEASE SIGN MY FOREHEAD!

Civilian 2: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED KISSING ME?!

Civilian 3: ONLY I CAN HANDLE THE LEGENDS BACKSHOT!

Civilian 4: YOUR ASS IS SO MAGNIFICENT SIRE LET ME SERVE AS YOUR CHAIR!

Y/N: Ugh... Now I have to deal with those again...

Castorice: Sire Mydei did caused this...

Mydei: My deepest apologize, sire...

Y/N: No need. ALRIGHT EVERYONE! LET'S ALL DO IT TOGETHER! ONE! TWO! THREE! READY?!

Civilians: MIKU MIKU BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

While they were doing it, Y/N took the chance and went away with Castorice and Mydei

Timeskip - Y/N POV

It was late, even though it was still day, as I was back in my chamber

Y/N: Phew! Quite the day we had today!

Castorice: Yes...

She took a seat on my bed, as I sigh

Y/N: So, how was your first day of experiencing life?

Castorice: I... thought of something more peaceful... But... I liked it... I had a lot of fun

Y/N: That's a relief then!

Castorice: ...It was... the first time I was in something like this...

I looked at her, as she continue

Castorice: Being in a crowd, able to stay there, without anyone getting hurt... It felt new... And I loved it... Being at your side, able to smile, and enjoy life.....

She smiled, as I looked at the sky outside, letting a sigh

Y/N: As the legends stated, I am a warrior from the sky. I come from a land far from here

Castorice: How... was your homeland

Y/N: A friend of mine told me about how it was destroyed. A calamity known as "Honkai" destroyed it, leaving no trace or survivor behind. Except me

Castorice: .....

Y/N: My parents, while still being humans and mortals, defied fate itself to give me a chance at life. I was only 6 back then, so I don't have much memory of it

Castorice: Do you.... remember the name of your homeland?

Y/N: Mr.Welt said it was called..... "Mars"

Castorice: Mars....

Y/N: But it's in the past. I decided that the past won't hold me back anymore, and I will live freely, and the way I want it... This is how I decided to live

I looked at her, smiling gently

Y/N: This is how Y/N L/N lives. Freely, without any restraint

Her eyes widened, as she looked at her hand resting on her lap

Castorice: Without any restraint.....

I lean back on the bed, my eyes closed

Y/N: Anyway, enough of this boring topic, we should rest afte-

I stopped, when I felt a bit heavier around my stomach, as I opened my eyes

Y/N: Eh?

Castorice was on top of me, her hands on either side of my head, looking down on me

Y/N: Castorice, what are you doing?

Castorice: Making the most out of it..... Like you told me to...

She gently grazed my shirt, as it slowly started to fade

Castorice: I have been craving contact for so long.... And the one I always looked up to, the one that is teaching me to live, is the only one able to help me...

She lowered herself, her face inches away from mine, her breath tickling my neck

Castorice: This.... is also part of teaching how to live... right? Please.... Y/N...

Is this really happening?! HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!

Ok Y/N focus, you need to give her an answer!

Remember what Herta said

Herta: You're a Skibidi Dumbass. Go 0/1 IRL

HOW COME THE ONLY ADVICES I REMEMBER FROM MY MOTHER ARE EITHER MEMES OR HER TELLING ME TO KILLING MYSELF?!

Ah fuck it! Activating Auto mode! Auto mode will surely say No to-!

Y/N: Ok

I FORGOT MY AUTO MODE IS SETTLED TO ANSWER ONLY OK!

Castorice: Then... please, let us bond for eternity....

Aaaaaaaaaaaand you're not getting this scene

It's a Patreon exclusi- You thought I was like those scammer?

Anyway, next day-

Chapter 38: Finished

ALREADY?!

A/N: Yes already, now fuck off, it's my time

Anyway! Hoped you like the chapter!

Now, we shall start, the real slice and life wholesome....

In the next chapter! A date of life and death! Date a live!(Totally stolen from @Kenzi_Kanzaki)

'Chapter 39: Bonding'

Castorice: Yes, I do....