A/N: PEAKony happened with 2.0, and such, I am once again here to update

Narrator POV

Y/N: ......

Blade: .......

Y/N: I crashed on purpose

Blade: .It doesn't matter. It would have been a miracle if you managed to kill me with that crash

Y/N: Always talking about dying. What are you, depressed?

Blade: Yes

Y/N: Oh. Sucks to be you then. By the way, who's your friend?

Blade: She goes by the name of Kafka

Y/N: Wait..... Purple hair, glasses she don't use, and a jacket on her shoulders?

Blade: People tend to describe her as a "Dominant and sadistic woman", but your description is accurate too

Y/N: Huh. Well, guess I'll stick with ya for a bit more time. I owe her one after all

Blade: Do as you wish

They kept walking forward, as out of the blue, Blade jumped, and stole a starkiff in a instant

Blade: Get in

Y/N: Damn, we're in GTA now

Looking back, he saw the person who fell was still alive, and run at them to get his thing back

He instantly jumped on the starkiff, as Blade took off

Suspending himself from the roof of the Starkiff, Y/N asked

Y/N: Just a question, out of the blue

Blade: Speak

Y/N: Are you struck by Mara?

Blade stayed silent, as only his eyes glowed

Y/N: Not that I care anyway. You do you I guess

Blade: You don't have a choice any-

Y/N: IS THAT THE WOLF OF MEGUMI FROM THE HIT MANGA JUJUTSU KAISEN?!

Looking to where Y/N pointed, he saw indeed, a snow white wolf, minding it's own business

Y/N: CAN I KEEP IT?!

Blade: No

Y/N: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

Blade: No

Y/N: Aw...... Oh, it's coming toward us

It started to approach them both, before jumping, and make a...... special roar

Wolf:

https://youtu.be/wtnBvCSp1Hk

Y/N & Blade: ........

In one swift move, they both killed the beast, as Y/N shuddered

Y/N: I wanted that... pedophile wolf as a pet........

Blade: We all make mistakes, make sure to not make the same ones

Y/N: Fine......

Timeskip

Y/N was waiting somewhere, as Blade asked him to stay here, and since he didn't wanted to be lectured again, he complained

And the first thought he had was-

Y/N: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING! I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN! Where is the Express when we need them?!

He was about to continue ranting, before he heard something, and saw a big, REALLY BIG ass tree coming from the ground, and stood in the middle of the Luofu

Y/N: What's that? It feels..... like the tree zombie we meet on the way, but also have the same energy than you best buddy. You know about it?

Nanook: It's Phantylia, lord Ravager of the Antimatter Legion

Y/N: The ones that worship you like the savior or something?

Nanook: No, the one who do that are the fools of the Ever-Flame mansion. However, they should be allies for you, but only you

Y/N: Oh, since I'm like, your champion right?

Nanook: Exactlty

Y/N: I see...... Who's stronger, me or Phantylia?

Nanook: Don't ask such stupid things

Before Y/N could get up, a sort of blue flame appeard in front of him, and a voice was heard

???: Y/N L/N, I presume?

Y/N: That's me. And you are?

???: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm-

Y/N: No

???: Pardon me?

Y/N: I don't allow you

???: ......

???2: Keep your calm, you said it yourself, it is necessary

???: You are right. As I was saying, I am Duke Inferno, Ifrit, and the leader of the Ever-Flame mansion

Y/N perked up at this, and looked forward

Y/N: And what do you need me for, mister Duke?

Duke Inferno: I want you to join the Ever-Flame mansion

Y/N: Why should I? I don't gain anything teaming up with people weaker than me

???3: That bastard said what now?!

???4: Keep quiet when the duke is talking!

???3: Like hell! That bastard insult us, and you-!

Duke Inferno: Nothing

There was silence, before he continue

Duke Inferno: You gain nothing in joining us, however, our goal is the salvation of our Aeon, upon this corrupted world

Y/N: Hmm..... Let's do something then

Duke Inferno: Oh?

Y/N: I will come to whatever planet you're in, and I'll allow you to fight me. If you manage to land even one hit on me, I'll join you

There was silence, before the Duke spoke gain, firm and determined

Duke Inferno: You will keep you promise, won't you?

Y/N: I only have one word

Duke Inferno: Then, we will meet soon

The flame disappeard, as Y/N sigh

Y/N: Alright, time to catch up the lost time

He turn to the side, and see Kafka and Blade walking to him

Y/N: Yo, been a while huh?

Kafka: Indeed. You seems to be going well after all this time

She boped his nose, smiling, before walking past him

He blinked, before looking at Blade, who sigh, and walk past him too

Following them, they found their way in the middle of an abandonned town, filled with monsters and mara struck soldiers

Kafka: Y/N

Y/N: What's up?

Kafka: You can have your fun~

Y/N: REALLY?!

Kafka: Of course~

Y/N: Yay!

He started to jump forward, smiling happily, before brutally destroying anything that was in his path

While keeping the smile, of course

Blade: Hmm..... Him and Sam would be a great team

Kafka: Of course, they're both of the path of destruction~

They walked forward, walking in the middle of destruction, as they hear Y/N's laughter around the place

Kafka: You know what is special about this boy, Bladie?

Blade: His power and strengh are on par with the best of this universe. He is at the level of that Galaxy Ranger at least

Kafka: Not only that. Elio was shocked when I mentionned about him

Blade: Even Elio didn't knew?

Kafka: Yes. So it means this boy......

They looked forward, and see Y/N was in the air, laughing, enjoying fully his chaos

Blade: He's something not even destiny can control

Kafka: That's right. It's why Elio told me to hand him the Trailblazer, since he knew things would change if they're together

Blade: Someone able to escape the schakles of destiny....

Y/N slided toward them, smiling proudly at his "problem solving"

He was about to talk smugly, before a hand ruffled his hair

Looking up, he saw Blade, smiling at him

Blade: Is someone I can truly respect

Y/N: What did I do?

Kafka: You are yourself, and it was enough to make Bladie respect you

Y/N: "Bladie"?

Kafka: A privilege only I can call him

Y/N: Oh..... Can I-

Blade: I will gut you the moment you say it

Y/N: Weird fetish you have here......

Blade's eyes twitched, as Kafka giggled

Y/N: No wonder you're depressed when you say this kind of stuff

Blade: Silence, imbecile. You are making a fool of yourself

Kafka: You make a good duo

Y/N: Hell no

Blade: This curse is far more enjoyable

Y/N: Like he said

Kafka: Now, Y/N, could you be a cutie and take care of the monsters of the town? You can join us afterwards

Y/N: Ok!

He went off at full speed, as Kafka smiled

Kafka: Let's go Bladie

Blade and Kafka went off to their business, as Y/N was cleaning the town of any monster that dared to breath

Timeskip - Y/N POV

I was now done with the monsters, and drinking this magnificent juice

Nanook: It's vanilla taste soda

I immediatly spit it out, and went to wipe my mouth with water

Y/N: The potato chips that had vinegar flavor, now that?! What's next, BONED PIZZA?!

Nanook: You are losing time, just follow them. It seems they have company

Y/N: Wait really?! Why didn't you said so sooner?!

Nanook: YOU WERE IGNORING ME WITH THAT STUPID SPINNING ROACH VIDEO!

Y/N: Oh yeah. Such a great memory........

I activated my connection with Nanook, before taking a step forward, and smile

But I forgot I was at the border of the water, and fell in the sea

Y/N: Now I'm soaked....... great

Nanook: Get over it already

I sigh, before in a instant, I was flying toward where they were, and crashed on the ground, on top of something

Y/N: Well Well Well! It seems like you are in trouble!

I stood on top of the now known pillar, and smirked, my arm crossed

Y/N: So I shall save you- DAN HENG?!

Dan Heng: Y/N?!

I saw him, and he looked like when I first met him!

In a instant I was at his side, hugging him happily

Y/N: You went over your edgy side I'm so happy for you best buddy!

Dan Heng: Now is not the time for that Y/N! We're in a fight!

Y/N: You are?

I looked around, and only see Blade, angry, Kafka, smiling, and a kid, beaten up

Y/N: Only look like a typical bully scene in a movie to me

Dan Heng: You......

Y/N: What? He's beaten up! You're the ones that jumped a kid, not me!

Abuser number 1(Dan Heng): Seriously....

Kafka: All of you, listen to me: stop

Blade, Dan Heng, and the kid(who was just trying his best to survive) stopped

Except me

Y/N: Oh Oh! Is that a Green light red light game?! I never lost one before!

Kafka giggled, before she turn to me

Kafka: Of course not silly. I'm just clearing the stage for the grand entrance

Y/N: Oh! Is it for me?!

Abuser number 2(Blade): You already made your entrance

Y/N: Aw.......

???: Haha

Someone walked to us, and stood at the side of the kid

Blade: Jing Yuan.......

Abused kid: G-General!

Y/N: Who's that?

Kafka: Xianzhou Luofu's general Jing Yuan

Y/N: Oh. Why does everyone in here, that have some strengh, start with Jing?

Dan Heng: Stay quiet

Y/N: I'm leaving your side

I walked to the kid, and kneel down, healing him instantly with the power of Nanook

Which was literally take the pain away and transfer it in power

Kid: Thank you....

Y/N: No problem

Jing Yuan: Before we start, young man

Y/N: Hi

Jing Yuan: May I know who you are? I have heard of everyone here, except of you

Y/N: Y/N L/N, the strongest of the Astral Express, and champion of Nanook

Kid: Champion?! That means.... You're an emanator?!

Y/N: Above that. I have a direct link with the guy himself

Jing Yuan: And what is your relation with those 3 individuals?

Y/N: Kafka is a friend

Kafka: Such a cute and innocent way to define our relation~

Y/N: Blade is my buddy

Blade: .......

Y/N: And Dan Heng.....

I placed my arm around his shoulder, as he smiled

Y/N: We are gay!

He instantly pushed me off, as I was on the ground, laughing

Dan Heng: Could you stop saying such things whenever you introduce me?! 

Y/N: Oh come on it's funny! He's laughing too!

Jing Yuan was indeed quietly laughing

Y/N: See?!

I keep laughing, as Dan Heng facepalmed, and the tension was off

Meanwhile.......

???: Arrival to the Luofu in 1 hour, Lord Shuhu

Shuhu: The Luofu.... It's been since I fought those fools called High-Cloud quintet I last came here

Their eyes glowed green with a red pupil in the middle

Shuhu: This brat better be worth the travel

Chapter 12: Finished

A/N: YOU NEVER SEE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! YOU'LL SEE THAT MY MIND, IS TOO FAST FOR EYES!

Such a clean chapter...... Revelation, funny jokes, and the bond between Imbibihoe Luna-ass and Y/N strenghen!

In the next chapter! Meeting once again, Phantylia the undying, and Shuhu! Would Y/N lose?!

'Chapter 13: I'd win'

See ya all next time!