Day: 1
Date: 12th June 2016
Time: 0830
Place: St.Lawrence

I'm totally screwed. Same outfit for rest of the school year, so crappy. God save me from this misery.

So here am I,standing at the gateway to hell.

"Excuse me Miss, but you will have to come to the office with me", a old woman who looks like she's going to pass away soon, was dragging me to a place called hell too soon, I couldn't worry about wherever the fuck I'm going, where's this bitch is leading me? But my main focus was to hold on tight and try to keep my balance.

Which I failed miserably, crashed and a dumpster fell above me. What a marvellous first impression kiddo, keep it up.

This journey leading nowhere was on to something known as principal's office aka starting of an awesome school year that all the fellow students waited for their entire life.

"Miss, we know it's your first day but you are violating our rules, this skirt is too short."

"Ma'am, I may pardon , that it was the size your fellow worker offered and I can't help it if it's short but it's my size." In my defense, I spoke utter bullshit, whatever came out of my mind. I'm screwed ,judging the ruler of this boring galaxy, you are in a great mess loser. Keep it up and you will find yourself in places you'll never imagine.

Oh holy mother fucker! You are imagining it right now.

Congratulations, here's your boarding pass to nowhere. Enjoy the flight.😃

"Miss, since it's your first day we will excuse you to be such a disgrace to Jesus, but we are assuring you that you'll receive the personalized tailor for this inconvenience but it will cost more."

She speaks so softly that the crap coming out of her mouth feels wonderful. Wtf. And Jesus should be thanking me for this beautiful view in this boring society. Am I right Jesus? C'mon you got to agree.

"Wait, when will I get the skirt?"

"In two-three days. We don't want to put up with this issue, but whatever extra skirts we have are of the same size, so their is no use for lending you one. And as a prestigious catholic school we are, our uniforms are only made and purchased here."

What a fool. Fell right into the trap.

I altered the skirt using the girl's best friend aka the Bobby pins. Wait... why are they called Bobby?

School rule: the skirt should be below knee level

Mission accomplished.

I really overestimated the school, maybe they feel right in for my wrath.

"So I must be going back to my class", spoke in the most politest and disciplined way I could ever imagine.

"Miss before leaving, I'd like to convey something....", I turned around in shock don't know why but I did, "first please kindly use this pins for your intolerable hairstyle not your cloths" she made the last words sound so terrifying that my body was experiencing the thrills.

Yup ma'am at your service, you caught me off guard, congratulations.
I one-by-one removed the pins from the edges of my skirt, feeling stupid and most humiliated than I could never ever thought of.

Man! I feel like a loser.

"And miss Ashton, one more thing before leaving",she sounded serious AF, doom's day I know you're close by," if this act of misbehavior repeats itself then you won't be able to get out easily and please",she made her tone polite again," won't you sign this note marking this wonderful event"

I went back near the principal's table, took the slip and wrote:
I tried to break the school rules by wearing a short skirt and tried to trick the authorities. I'm sorry and this won't be repeated in a million years.
Ashton.

"Thanks sweetie, next time don't try to outsmart the teacher. It's not like I've been born yesterday", she again used her harmless voice,which made me feel like a fool.

Sweetheart you won't get away with it easily.

"And miss, don't forget to be nice, cause next time I won't be done with you so easily", she scared the hell out of me.

What's with her tonal quality, one second she's polite that you start thinking that she's the most caring and harmless person you will ever met but the next, she's a monster and strict teacher who everyone hates but she ain't bothered by it.

Working like a bo$$ AF.

I walked out of the room, looking like I have just woken up by a nightmare, man that was truly terrorising my awful day to be worst.

What can I say, all I lost was the most precious thing , my dignity. Wait a second, did I even have one beforehand? Ash, you're burning ashes for sure.

I rushed towards the hallway, afraid to face more humiliation, just to start my first day of school. How awesome?

What's so good about going back to school anyway? We go to school for friends, friends hang out with us 24/7 or try to, so what's the point?

And what's with the back to school products? We should have Vacation's products or something like that if you get my point, like discounts on chips, beverages and things that are actually important not buying variety of school supplies that will be lost or stolen soon.

First day of school:
Everybody else: omg I love to meet my friends, buy supplies that's I'll never use, face the drama that I'll back-bitch later and love to meet my homies even though we spend most of our time together, school is so lovely. I💜school.

Me: why do I have to wake up? God save me from this misery of meeting people. Somebody save me. Reality sucks ,it's cruel. HELP.

And first of all, what's with the back to school supplies? Wtf.

As I walked towards my class or I thought I did, many strangers wearing the same dress, same style so called uniform. Gosh I hate it already, where's the fun dude, where's the fun?

I miss my previous highschool, my friends and how awesome life was back then.
Back then huh?
Ya back then, cause here one minute feels like century has passed away.

Worst part: can't defy Mom. I can argue with anyone anytime anywhere but with Mom, you already know the winner. I think it must be because of the 'Jeff incident'.

Jeff was my really close neighbor but was senior to me by four years, so we didn't get to talk much after he went to college, but before that we were best-of-the-best friends.

His actual name is Nick.

If wondering why Jeff of all names? Here's why, just after I moved in to NYC seven years ago, he scared me with the 'Jeff the killer' mask and made me yell and run for my life all around the streets. My neighbors still make fun of me as if I did it just yesterday.
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First day at NYC aka Jeff incident
Finally the long awaits stops, NYC you already feel like home. The place, the love, the feels, basically the feels are just to great to explain.

I left the station which said Texas to New York, with the excited feeling in my heart. My mind was kind of bubbly like a five year old curious to know more, I was blushing like a first class crush near their soulmate. That never ends the way we want it to be.

I opened the door of my new paradise just to be terrified of my neighbors sweet welcoming.
"I'm Jeff"
A guy wearing a scary 'Jeff the killer' was standing in front of me , so as a normal person I am or think I am, my first instinct was to yell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I screamed and screamed and kept screaming at the top of my voice.

Rushed towards the gate of society, screaming a sociopath has escaped (guess what people thought who sociopath was?). Or I thought I did. I like a dumb being lost my way and while wandering aimlessly, I stepped on the death wish of my life -an angry dog's tail. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", I yelled again.

I ran and ran till I was out of breath and collided with the dustbin just to end up in a dumpster. So fun right?

And this was how my welcoming party ended.
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I hate you Jeff. But you're my bro.
I hate you like I love you Jeff.

Just as I thought I'll survive somehow,
Actually never did. A chirpy overly excited high pitched voice, disturbed my peace. Actually never did.

"Hey, I'm Cassidy Vellance and I'm so excited to meet you. St. Lawrence is the best and amazing place that you will love to love it. I'm Cassidy ..."she spoke and spoke and spoke till she spoke.

Man!She's all over me.

"You already told that. I'm Ashton."

An awkward silence surrounded us pressuring me so much that I couldn't care less but still talk.

"So are you this excited all the time or today is special?", I asked the question that lingered in my mind breaking the nervous wall we surrounded each other with.

"Well are you kidding me? Today is the best."

"Seriously, that much that you'll jumping all over the place. Your goofy giggles won't hide the fact sweetheart."

"It's that", she calmed herself first which was really better as if I would have heard her high pitched chirp, I would've never been able to hear again," St Lawrence is sure shot famous and an adorable family but new comers are really rare and as the Head Girl, I wanted to have the welcoming feeling to someone of my age like the way I got, but it never did."

Head Girl. I am seriously dead. Dying already people? My fans and amazing followers I will miss you in the nether world.

I reached my class just to find lousy losers.

Finally the second chapter done, after I started moving my lazy ass. Hope you like it? Tell me down in the comments below about what you think about the principal and the 'Big Day in Big Apple'. This chapter didn't add much to the storyline but this shit was important.

So this theWandererMadness signing out or else I will be rambling about it a hell lot.

Dedicated to princessbumbleB for being the first one to read my book. And thats all. Love you all.

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Peace out and stay crazy as ever.