Disclaimers:

The PJO and HoO characters belong to Rick Riordan, as does the series.

The Land of Stories belongs to Chris Colfer.

All HP-related things (such as Dementors and Azkaban) belong to J.K. Rowling, as do her books.

Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer (who can keep it).

Written by:

@AmAeRaI
@libraryhaunter
@Chilea
@The__Crazy_Girl
@-Nut_the_stars-
@BrokenTimeTurner

To the Land of Stories: A Story of the PJ Fandom, Cliché Fanfic Authors and Apparently Irrelevant Characters

Chapter One-The Void, the Rescue Mission and a Kissing Gate

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a black void. It was the most pitch-black void of all. It swirled and whirled and spiraled and spun and from its depths you could hear the cries of tortured souls.

This was the entrance to the Land of Stories.

The Land of Stories was originally created by Chris Colfer, but the cliché authors of the Percy Jackson fandom used it to keep 'irrelevant' characters in it so that they could write their cliché stories without them. To disguise this void from prying mortal eyes, the authors built a six-story-mansion around it. On the sixth floor was the Void. Once you were shoved in there, you could never get out. It was the Azkaban of the fangirls' world. So, of course, one day a Sirius Black of the fangirls' world came along and changed everything.

One day, one brave fangirl started it all.

One quiet day, a large group of fangirls were lying around reading a story on Wattpad by a loyal, non cliché Percy Jackson fangirl, who happened to be present in the group. As the author of the story alerted everyone to the dire situation of the cliché fanfics, someone spoke up.

"You know what,"said x-Piper-McLean_ , "I'm gonna get Frank out of the land of stories! WHO'S WITH ME?!"

All the fangirls, who had currently been reading on their various phones and tablets, looked up.

"ME!" said Sparr0w1234 , being the first to break the silence.

"Me!" said @Kevin_Evra, "Lactose intolerants, join us!"

"Yeah!" Sparr0w1234 exclaimed loudly, making one of the girls beside of her jump.

"I'm not lactose intolerant," said a voice from the back, @Queen_Catt, "but I want to help!"

@Dat_dam_bookDRAGON then jumped up. "I WILL COME!"

"WAIT FOR ME!" cried BrokenTimeTurner , as the other fangirls jumped up to begin their quest. How, you ask, did they know where the entrance to the Land of Stories was?

They were fangirls. They had their ways. That's all you need to know. In fact, most (non cliché) fangirls knew where the entrance was. But no one had ever before been willing to use it.

"LET'S GO!!!" said x-Piper-McLean_ , seeing the others' enthusiasm about her idea.

"Yes! Angry readers unite!" cheered Sparr0w1234 .

"I will!" said The__Crazy_Girl . She then noticed the looks she was getting, "Uh, I mean- we will!"

"This is almost as exciting as the raid we led to steal the final drafts of Blood of Olympus! Too bad Rick had already sent it to his editor...." one of the girls said.

Others nodded in agreement. One mumbled, "Dam the editor..."

More nods in agreement.

"FANGIRLS! TO OUR MARKS!" libraryhaunter cried. And all in the groups of fangirls looked up. "We need to distribute weapons, since there may be dangerous forces lurking out there in the Land of Stories. Like Mary Sues."

They all scowled at the abominations that many foolish 'writers' create. When all the fangirls had calmed a bit down, libraryhaunter continued, "We also need blue food, a lot of blue food, since it's...you know, blue food. And of course we need nectar and ambrosia."

The fangirls licked their lips at the tasty delicacies.

"OI!" AmAeRaI yelled. "BUTTERBEER AND FIREWHISKY!"

The Harry Potter fangirls are everywhere. Wherever you go, you will find them. More licking lips and nods.

Then a fangirl suddenly came running in in the middle of the scene. "HYA!" she screamed.

"Is that a Hedge fangirl?" The__Crazy_Girl -Girl wondered....

"Do those even exist?" Sparr0w1234 asked. "Isn't it more like a Chuck fangirl or something?"

Their wonders got cut off by another fangirl, who suddenly decided to join them. "I'm with you!" the fangirl, @that_awesome_cahil, shouted.

"Let us ride to victory on mini 'Happy the Dragon's'," Queen_Cat joked.

"Charge!" @that_awesome_cahill agreed.

Then libraryhaunter regained her composure. "Everything ready? Right! Go forth, my friends, into the epic battle!"

So all the fangirls hurried inside the mansion, careful not to destroy anything with their weapons (if you can call books, phones, and other random stuff weapons, which they become in the hands of a crazed fangirl.) When everybody had gathered inside the mansion, they looked around.

A dormouse with light brown fur stood still in front of a kissing gate, wearing a small suit and a top hat that reminded them of Alice in Wonderland.

"It's over there," The dormouse squeaked and pointed far away where screams of tortured characters and canon selves could be heard.

Many fangirls shuddered and almost cried for their beloved characters. They stomped on, with more hate for the cliché writers and Mary Sues than ever before.

As they got closer the fangirls realized what the mouse had been pointing at: stairs. So after they had walked up the six hundred stairs (don't ask why there were six hundred, and not five hundred and ninety nine. The building had probably just been infected with cliché), they finally reached the Land of Stories.