3rd p.o.v.

A week or so after the beginning of school, the members of team JNPR and RWBY occupy a table during lunch. Some of them still sore from Professor (y/n)'s class they have every morning. Weiss grabs a bag of frozen peas and places it on the back of her head.

Weiss: "groan" Who would have thought a timid girl like Velvet could hit so hard.

Jaune: At least you didn't partner up with Nora...

Nora: Oh come oooooon, it wasn't that bad!

Ren: You knocked him out cold for three hours.

Nora: I said I was sorry. Hey! Anyone want to hear this epic story about me and Ren!

Ruby: Hold on a sec.

Ruby looks off to the side and sees a familiar student with signature dark sunglasses, almost like Coco's in fact and somewhat weird hair style, Noir.

Ruby: Hey, Noir! Over here!

Glancing over, he spots the group and starts walking towards them. Over the past few days they have been getting along pretty well... besides with one person. For some reason, that Ruby can't figure out, Noir doesn't seem to get along with Blake. Some times when they hang out after class, he seems to avoid or quickly end a conversation when talking to Blake. Which confuses the red hooded Huntress in training. They look like they would make great friends. Both are quiet, mysterious, and like reading. In fact, on closer inspection, they almost look like twins...

Noir: What's up?

Ruby: Hi, Noir.

Once he sits down, Nora begins her story.

Nora: There we were... in the middle of the night...

Ren: It was day...

Nora: We were surrounded by Ursai.

Ren: They were Beowolves.

Nora: DOZENS OF THEM!

Ren: Two of'em...

Nora: But they were no match. And in the end... Ren and I took them down and made a boatload of Lien selling Ursa skin rugs!

Ren: "sigh" She's been having this reoccurring dream for nearly a month now...

Noir: I had a reoccurring dream before. Three cat like creatures tower over me, one of them bigger than the other two, and just stare down at me while murmuring a bunch of crap. Whenever I move a muscle, they just pounce at me. Then I wake up... I still don't know what it means.

He takes a bite out of the sandwich he brought with him, sporting a blank expression. In the mean time, Pyrrha notices Jaune looking a bit down as he just stares at his food.

Pyrrha: Jaune... Are you okay?

Jaune: Huh? Oh, yeah! Why?

Ruby: It's just that you seem a little... not okay...

Jaune: Eh, guys, I'm fine... Seriously, look!

He sports a forced smile and laughs nervously.

Noir: You make the same face my dad makes when he's trying to hold back a nasty fart.

The sound of snarky laughter can be heard over at another table. From the looks of it, team CRDL is seated around Velvet. It's obvious they are laughing at her.

Pyrrha: Jaune, Cardin's been picking on you since the first week of school.

Jaune: Who? Cardin Winchester? Nah... He just likes to mess around, you know? Practical jokes!

Ruby: He is a bully.

Jaune: Oh please... Name one time he's "bullied" me...

Nora: He knocks books out of your hands in the hall.

Ren: He wedged your shield in the door frame that one time.

Pyrrha: He even shoved you into a locker and launched you out of the school!

Noir: I like sporks.

There is a slight pause before everyone looks back at Noir playing with a spork.

RWBY/JNPR: What?

Noir: They're a spoon, they're a fork, not a knife but good enough! You can eat a salad and some soup. Also it can easily pierce the flesh with enough force.

Ruby: Well, yeah. I guess they're-What was that last part?

Noir winds his arm back with the spork.

Over at the other table, Velvet gets up to leave only for Cardin to grab at her rabbit ear. Tugging at it with force.

Velvet: Ow, that hurts!

Without listening, Cardin pulls on her ear again.

Velvet: Please stop...

Cardin: I told you it was real!

Russel: What a freak!

*thwack*

Cardin: My leg feels funny.

He looks down and spots a spork lodged in his thigh. Blood spurts out to his heartbeat. Cardin lets go of Velvet and just stares at the spork for a second until he launches to his feet and grabs at it, not pulling it out though.

Cardin: AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! OHOHOHOHOWWWW!

*thwack*

Looking at his other leg, Cardin sees yet another spork in his other leg. Velvet is long gone at this point now.

Cardin: AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

At this point, most of the other students in the mess hall are starting to laugh at the display. With each scream, Cardin waves his hands at either lodged hybrid utensil.

Cardin: AAUUGGHH!! AUGH! AUGH! "Inhale" Ahhahahahow-w-w!

He then grabs at both sporks as he hops around in place. The students are laughing in hysteria.

Cardin: It's in the bone! It's in the bone! "Inhale" It's in the boooooone...

Either from shock or hyperventilation, Cardin finally falls over and passes out. As everyone continues to laugh, teams RWBY and JNPR look back at Noir in shock as he finishes his sandwich.

Noir: Welp, I'm stuffed. See you guys later!

He gets up from his seat and takes his leave, remembering a little bit of advice he got from his father.

[Location: Beacon halls]

(Y/n): If someone's looking for trouble, you might as well surprise them with it!... Where the hell did that come from?

As he walks through the halls, (y/n) spots three students carrying someone. As they draw near, he sees it is team CRDL running by and down the other side. Cardin seems to have something in his legs.

(Y/n): Huh, I wonder what that's abooouut and I already don't care.

He continues with his walk and makes a right turn. Only to run into Glynda while none of them seemed to be paying attention.

Glynda: Oh! My apologi-Oh... Hello, (y/n).

(Y/n): Glynda.

They take a step away and just stare at eachother. Suddenly everything goes black and white as everything is frozen in place. A moment later a chibi version of Ozpin and Noir appears on screen.

Ozpin: Hello. I am Professor Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon Academy.

Noir: And I'm Noir (l/n)!

Ozpin: What you are about to witness is an exchange in a foreign language NEVER before heard in all of history.

Noir: Luckily, we are here to help translate what they are really saying!

Ozpin: Let us begin, shall we?

As everything goes back to normal, Glynda and (y/n) continue to stare eachother down.

(Y/n):...

Glynda:...

(Y/n): So, I see that posterior of yours is still clenched hard enough to crush a coal into a diamond.
Noir: Nice ass.

Glynda: Hmmph! I see that attitude of yours is still as foul as ever!
Ozpin: Inappropriate, but thank you.

(Y/n): My attitude? Well, it sounds like you're busy. So I'll just go do some professor stuff. Ciao!
Noir: Later, bitch.

Glynda: Wait! "Sigh" I... actually want to talk to you about something.
Ozpin: Self explanatory.

(Y/n): Talk? About what? Last time I heard, you never wanted to talk to me again.
Noir: There's nothing to talk about.

Glynda: Just listen. I just want to say... what I did back then was wrong. I know that after graduation, I basically abandoned you for this position here. I should have tried talking to you, instead I just made up excuses to myself to why I shouldn't be with you anymore. Evenifsomeofthemaretrue.
Ozpin: I'm sorry.

(Y/n): Cool.
Noir: Do you have any idea what I've been through after graduation? For the first few months I was just sitting on my ass wasting away, wondering if any of this was worth trying anymore. After my dad was able to finally convince me to get back out there, I've been waiting and waiting for my orders as a Huntsman to try and give to Remnant my all. Once a year passed, I just gave up on waiting and started taking random jobs. Some of them I am genuinely not happy about. But I guess I should be thankful for that. If it weren't for me moonlighting as a hand for hire, I wouldn't have found Noir in the end.

Glynda: I see... Well, I suppose it's for the best. I'm sure you were able to find someone else better in time.
Ozpin: Didn't you meet anybody?

(Y/n): Someone else? Ha! I've fucked a lot of chicks in the years, but there was only one gal who was able to fill up my hole!
Noir: There have been many girls in my life, but you were the only woman that meant everything to me.

Glynda: R-really? "Ahem" Well, if you want, would you be interested in going to Vale for dinner maybe? To catch up, I mean.
Ozpin: Want to go out?

(Y/n): Eh, I've got nothing to do after school.
Noir: I'm free this weekend.

Glynda: Great. I will see you soon.
Ozpin: Goodbye.

(Y/n): Fuck ya later.
Noir: I shall meet with you again in the near future.

They nod their heads in agreement and walk their seporate ways. Coco, standing at the side the whole time, just looks back and forth between them with a look of absolute confusion.

Coco: What the fuck was all that?!

Ozpin: Well, it looks like our job here is done.

Noir: Indeed. Anyway, I'm Noir.

Ozpin: I'm Ozpin.

Noir: And this is the stupidest shit I've ever been apart of.

The chibis vanish into thin air and leave a befuddled Coco behind.

Coco: Seriously! What in the ever loving fuck?!?!

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A/n: To those that have suggested I bring back the remaining members of CFVY and EBNY back to life in my other story.