18. Jokes & Truths

3rd Person POV.
Location: the alien ship deep space

Y/n L/n is currently with a mysterious pale skinned man who goes by the name of Jack Masters he doesn't know exactly where he is he believes that he is in some sort of Hospital Y/n had just looked in the mirror and he was absolutely shocked to see that not only was he missing his left eye but he noticed that he was now in amalgamation of inhuman features such as a crown of horns, Wings, a tail and earphone Jacks hanging from his ear lobes, tailpipes from the back of his lower legs, and his muscle mass had increased to an insane degree.

Y/n: who are you?! where am I?! what happened to me?! And how do you know my name?!

Jack: all very good questions as I told you before my name is Jack Masters as to where you are what happened to you and how did I know your name those questions are very good but I believe here is not the appropriate place to answer those questions please follow me and all will be revealed.

Y/n didn't know what to say but he decided that if he wanted answers to what happened to him then it was best to follow this guy so he picked up his eye patch put it back on and followed Jack the two of them exited the hospital room and he realized that they were not in the hospital at all instead they were in a mysterious unknown place Jack knew exactly where he was but Y/n did not.

Y/n: so you know where we are right now right?

Jack: I do

Y/n: and you're going to tell me right.

Jack: absolutely!

Y/n: can you tell me now?

Jack: Nope

Y/n: well I guess I'm just going to have to wait for those answers when we get to where we're going.

Jack: that's the gist of it

Y/n: okay then

The two of them walked down the hallway in silence the hallway had what appeared to be glowing circuit board like panels on the walls there were overhead lights and everything appeared to be made out of a white metal eventually the two of them arrived at what appeared to be some sort of atrium the room itself was circular there was a multitude of hallways leading to every direction.

Y/n: you know where you're going right?

Jack: absolutely I've walked these Halls and been aboard this vessel for just over 300 years so I know the entire layout of his vessel like the back of my hand.

Y/n: well that's good to hear.

Y/n then realized what Jack had just said the things that stood out to him were the words vessel and the time period of 300 years.

Y/n: wait a minute! did you say vessel?!?! did you say 300 years?!?! what the hell?!?!

Jack: I did say all those things now please follow me we're almost there.

Y/n was still dreadfully confused and his mind was thrown into a whirlwind of confusion but he shook his head dispelling those thoughts and decided to go along with this man Y/n followed Jack Masters down another hallway the two of them arrived at at what appears to be an elevator Jack press the button next to the door the doors slid open the two of them entered the elevator Jack pressed a button and without warning there was a bright flash of blue light Y/n was a little disoriented but he realized that he was now in a completely different room.

Y/n: what the hell just happened?!?!?!

Jack: simple we teleported to the appropriate sector of of this vessel now follow me.

Y/n once again followed Jack the two of them walked down another hallway this hallway was much different it was littered with all kinds of mechanical metal doors eventually they arrived at the end of the hallway there was a heavily armored metal door next to the door was a keypad Jack quickly entered a four digit code into the keypad once he did a computerized voice spoke from the keypad.

Keypad: ACCESS GRANTED!

Jack: now prepare yourself

Y/n: why?

Jack: because I'm about to rock your universe Y/n L/n.

Jack pushed a button under the keypad and soon enough the heavily armored metal door slid open the two of them entered the room and as soon as they did Y/n L/n was beyond astonished by what he was witnessing he was now standing in what appeared to be a large control room there was a multitude of different creatures sitting at different control panels for example sitting behind a control panel marked navigation was what appeared to be a large spider crab thing it's carapace had a blue hue to it his left claw was much bigger and sharper than his right he appeared to have some sort of crazy facial hair and he had a strange metal symbol upon his forehead.

Sitting in the Pilot's chair was what appeared to be a living robot it had a pair of bandoliers crossed over its chest he had black and blue armor plating with spots on his body that lit up bright blue Y/n could tell that this person was not only not human but he couldn't tell what gender this alien had if it's race had any gender.

Sitting at a command console marked higher system functions was a strange being made of what can only be described as sky blue energy he had yellow teeth and just as yellow eyes.

Sitting at a command console marked Weapons Systems was a strange alien life form its body was white with patches of red it had claws instead of fingers it had a strange shaped head it had a golden ring floating behind its head and it didn't have legs or feet instead he was floating next to it was a golden staff.

Sitting at a control console marked Shields & security was what appeared to be a furry pink furred cat girl she had a pistol at her hip her left ear had a golden ring with a gemstone on it and she had bright blue eyes.

Sitting out of control console marked radar there was a strange creature he had one giant eyeball in the center of his head and he had would appear to be some sort of strange cybernetic exoskeleton allowing him to move and manipulate the machinery.

And finally there was a control console marked Communications sitting at this command console was an large bipedal 4 armed insectoid creature.

And sitting on Lower tiers of command consoles were a bunch of human looking people wearing highly Advanced armor on each of their backs was what appeared to be some sort of alien rifle.

Y/n: what....the Hell?

Jack: wow you say that a lot well Y/n let me welcome you a board the capital ship Knight Rise!

Y/n: wow this place is amazing but, what's with all the people in costumes?

Jack: those aren't costumes

Y/n: now you're just talking crazy they have to be costumes.

Jack: I speak nothing but the truth those are real aliens.

Y/n: okay this just went from crazy to downright Ludacris there's no way those guys can be aliens!

Jack: but they are here let me introduce you to them.

Jack escorted Y/n over to the 7 control consoles the one sitting in the Pilot's chair notices Jack and Y/n he immediately places the ship into autopilot the pilot signals for the others to stop what they're doing and get up they do so and Jack immediately introduces Y/n to each and every one of the top crewmates of the alien vessel Knight Rise.

Jack: Y/n I'd like you to meet the top crewmates of this vessel here on the left we have the brilliant cerebro-crustacean Yaxley.

Yaxley: greetings Y/n L/n it is an honor to finally meet you in person my job here is to use my Superior intelligence to navigate not only this vessel but any accompanying vessels through the cosmos.

Jack: next we have the pilot of this ship the best pilot in 17 different galaxies arguably 20 the techadon Skyshine.

Skyshine: greetings Y/n L/n I am the pilot of this vessel and it is a thrill to fly you through the cosmos.

Jack: next we have our Communications chief his name we cannot hope to physically pronounce so we just call him silver he is the last of his kind ever since his world was rendered uninhabitable by an evil race of aliens your people know as the little gray men.

Silver: greetings Y/n L/n my true name is unimportant but you may call me by my nickname Silver I am the communications officer of this vessel and if you need to send a message to anywhere in the universe I will do my best to accommodate to your request.

Jack: next we have the lovely lady keeping an eye on the radar we have the beautiful Atracxi Cici.

Cici: you really know what to say to flatter a girl hello Y/n it is a pleasure no an honor to be in your very presence I've been watching you for a while pun very much intended you see I have the natural ability of my race to watch just about anyone from anywhere at any time think of me as your eye in the sky that pun was also intended.

Jack: next we have the guy who runs all the computer systems abort this vessel the Great and Powerful living computer program XDY-77 but we tend to just call him Surge.

Surge: nice to meet you kiddo got to say you're definitely taller than I expected and way more horny than I imagined you~

Surge slapped his knee and started laughing his head off at his own little joke.

Jack: very funny we're all laughing on the inside now I like to introduce you to our resident Shield expert and security chief Cynthia Clearwater she comes from the capital planet of the Lilate system.

Cynthia: wow you're much cuter in person even with all the extra attachments~

Jack: Cynthia please behave yourself

Cynthia: I am I'm just teasing the kid.

Jack: and finally we have are resident weapons expert from the planet Urdak he goes by the title of weapons master but we just call him Fred.

Y/n: Fred?

Fred: yes it is an unfortunate nickname I received when I traveled to your world and one of my weapons accidentally malfunctioned and a human named Fred was injured he gave me his name and we became the best of friends I am an expert in all things relating to weaponry my people have created mechanical weapon-based Marvels that your people could only dream about in their wildest fantasies but it is an honor to meet you nonetheless.

Y/n: so you guys are really aliens?

Jack: well to all of us you're the alien technically we're all aliens to each other since we come from different planets and are different sentient species.

The seven members of the crew make their way back to their respective command consoles and continue to Pilot the ship meanwhile Y/n was still very doubtful that these people in front of him were really aliens.

Y/n: well if you are all really aliens then how come you all speak perfect English?

Jack: well technically none of us is speaking English except you.

Y/n: that makes no sense if that's true then how am I hearing you all speak perfect English?!

Jack: because while you were unconscious we installed a universal translator into your body not only does it allow you to comprehend and understand any registered language in the universe but it allows you to speak those languages as well the technology is very seamless and it is absolutely state of the art.

Y/n: so where is this Universal translator thingy?

Jack: it's hardwired directly into your body more specifically in the back of your neck attached to the tip of your spine and it has nanowires that are plugged directly into your brain which allows it to function as seamlessly as it does.

Y/n: wait a minute back up are you telling me I've got alien technology in my body?!?!?

Jack: not just that but we installed a small menagerie of what you would call alien technology into your body to help fix what was broken.

Y/n: I still don't understand if you guys really are aliens what are you doing on Earth?!

Jack: we came to Earth to find you.

Y/n: why find me I'm just some loser nobody.

Jack: oh but you are far from that and to answer your question about why we're on Earth that's quite simple we're not on Earth.

Y/n: yeah right I believe that either you're an albino or wearing makeup Just to Fool me and this is an elaborate joke just to mess with me I must be on one of those prank shows!

Jack: I assure you none of this is a joke you are right now rocketing through the cosmos in a ship moving faster than the speed of light trillions of light years away from the planet Earth.

Y/n: prove it

Jack: okay then Surge open the viewport!

Surge: you got it captain!

Surge places his hand upon the command terminal and with a simple command of his powers an enormous triangular wall opened up to reveal an enormous triangular window out that window was what appeared to be some sort of swirling corridor of blue energy.

Y/n: okay that's a pretty cool light show but I still don't believe you.

Jack: so you still don't believe huh?

Y/n: nope

Jack: okay then that makes things a bit more difficult but still doable you see we have been watching you since the day you were born your great grandfather Artemis L/n came to Earth to fall in love have a kid and he was supposed to come straight back that child was your grandfather and unfortunately he didn't have what we were looking for so your grandfather tried again with your grandmother and they had your father unfortunately he didn't have what we're looking for so he tried again with your father and he didn't have what we were looking for so your father tried again with you and you have exactly what we're looking for.

Y/n: and what's that?

Jack: the Flame

Y/n: the Flame? And what exactly is this Flame?

Jack: the flame is something spectacular and only the truly extraordinary can bear this Flame you see it's passed down from generation to generation in your family it was first kindled by your first ancestor the Great and Powerful Enoch L/n and it's been passed down from generation to generation for an unknown reason your grandfather and father did not have the ability to Bear the flame like you can so the moment you were born we were watching you and a few days ago you're Flame ignited and your powers manifested.

Y/n: okay everything you just said is absolutely bonkers my father was a baker his father was a baker before that I don't know but what I do know is that my great grandfather did not come from the Stars to bang someone and then pop out a kid you're either messing with me or you're just plain crazy either way I don't want any part of it and I'm going home.

Jack: trust me I'm as sane as you are and I assure you no one is messing with you this is all real and I'm the only one who has the answers to why you look like that and why you can't remember anything from the last few days.

Y/n: few days what do you mean I don't remember falling asleep last night but it hasn't been a few days that's impossible!

Jack: Y/n it's been 4 days since you're 14th birthday.

Y/n: that can't be true if that were true then what happened to me?!?!

Jack: simple you see as I stated before your flame ignited and your powers manifested.

Y/n: but I don't have powers human males have never developed any type of powers whatsoever many people have tried to create artificial powers to even the playing field between males and females but they have all been pipe dreams and I am no exception to that rule!

Jack: then how do you explain your appearance?

Y/n: I don't know but it's impossible for me to have powers absolutely impossible!!!

Jack: if you were purely human then it would be impossible but you're only half human.

Y/n: but if I'm not purely human and I'm only half human then what's my other half.

Jack: indeed you are half human but your other half is uncorrupted celestial.

Y/n: celestial? You mean like a cosmic God?

Jack: yes you see you're half human half celestial that would make you in Earth terms a demigod.

Y/n started to connect the pieces in his head his crazy appearance all of the crazy stuff that was happening around him it was all real he could feel in the deepest part of his heart that all of this was real no one was messing with him and no one in this room was mad he had a look of wonder and amazement in his one eye.

Y/n: oh my God this is all real and this is really happening.

Jack: that's what I've been trying to tell you but you know what they say better late than never.

Y/n: I don't understand I'm just a loser nobody why is all of this happening to me?

Jack: because you are the newest torch Bearer and your great great grandfather is dead he can no longer do his job and now his task now falls upon your shoulders.

Y/n: what task?

Jack: ruling Over The Intergalactic Empire.

Y/n: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

(A/n): (WORD COUNT 3089)

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