"Okay, ladies." Steven tapped their mics and nodded with approval. "This one's too good to fail."

Connie narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "You boys have been nothing but troublemakers all day. I'm onto you."

Jacob shrugged like he was clueless. "I dunno, he just dragged us all in here!"

Hazel pulled his eyes from Steven's ass. "I also have little idea what's going on."

"I refuse to lie." Adam took the booing like it was applause until they laughed and Steven pointed to Anna.

"Hit that button. In honor of Connie's birthday, we have a special treat for her. Please make sure she saves all murderous intent for the end of the show."

Though her guard was majorly up, she couldn't help but smile at them. "You guys are such terminal flirts."

Adam scoffed. "We aren't even flirting yet!"

"Yet," The other three chorused, then blushing a little. It was starting to happen more lately.

Steven took the first verse with that shit eating grin she was just barely getting used to after knowing him for over a decade. "I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap, girl, riding comfortable," He patted his thigh and the girls burst out laughing. Maybe he was a little bit of an idiot and a flirt, but they supposed he was their idiot flirt.
"'Cause I know what da girl dem need, New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, you make it hard to leave." He clutched at his chest like it was paining him to even speak of leaving her at any time.

Adam took over with his own pretty boy swag and the boys acted like they were intently listening. "Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you,"

They all pointed a finger right at her and she blushed, curiosity filling her. Were they going to sing about her being a badass again?

"You talk dirty to me."

Her jaw dropped indignantly and she laughed in shock. "Oh my god! You guys are so fucking dumb!"

"You talk dirty to me."

Jacob leaned over to Hazel and murmured just loud enough to hear. "Did you get that?"

Hazel shrugged dubiously. "I don't speak Hindi, but it was hot though, right?"

Connie choked on another belly laugh and nodded ruefully. "I hate that this is kind of good."

Jasmin smirked. "They certainly know how to make being stupid sexy."

"Himbos," Anna supplied as she rocked to the beat. "We're all in love with himbos. They hang out in packs."

Jacob waved his hands and stretched himself out like he was gearing up for a marathon. "You know the words to my songs, no habla inglés
Our conversations ain't long,"

Jasmin knew that look. He was about to say something completely inappropriate.

He shot them finger guns. "But you know what it is?
I know what the girl dem want, London to Taiwan
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, I think I need a new one."

Jasmin bit the inside of her cheek at the way his voice carried those six notes at the end like nothing. The way Steven had fine tuned them was incredible to her. Her goofy boyfriend was right where he belonged and in an element he hadn't known he possessed. "I hate that they're so cute."

Anna and Connie nodded in agreement. "Right?"

Hazel hip checked Adam just because he was bigger than him and could. "Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis,"

Anna shook her head in half disappointment, half her being impressed. "Do they think this is gonna end up on the radio with that word in it?"

Connie giggled. "Oh no, not that word! Anything but that word!"

Alex snickered and nudged her with his foot. "Hey, they worked so hard on this after that one time you decided to be a total whore."

"Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect?"

Steven piped up, "Her pussy so good I bought her a pet."

He was definitely talking about Lion, the depraved motherfucker he was underneath all that fluffy romance.

Hazel mock glared at him, but Stevens cheeky smile made him almost laugh. "Anyway, every day I'm tryna get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Bratty Beauty!"

"They're having so much fun," Alex chuckled, snapping a few pictures. "It's so weird that I'm starting to enjoy you people's company."

Connie dragged him across the table by his foot and the girls loved on him until he had changed his mind.

Connie poked her head around the now annoyed blondie to lock eyes with Steven. He raised an eyebrow and started accompanying Adam without breaking it. Soulful. Beautiful. In a dirty song, it somehow fit.

She sighed wantonly and pressed the mic button just as they finished. "Aap sab bevakooph hain."

They roared with cheering and she rolled her eyes as the girls hugged and cheered along with the dumbasses she loved dearly. "By the way, it means you guys are stupid."

Adam tapped his temple happily. "Still counts as talking dirty."