[April comes face to face with Michelangelo]

Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out.

[takes off his mask]

Michelangelo: Right?

[April faints]

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Vernon Fenwick: So they're aliens?

April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.

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Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?

April O'Neil: They're ninjas.

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Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...

[April takes a picture]

Michelangelo: What was that?

Donatello: It's a camera flash...

[April runs]

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Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you.

Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!

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"Raphael - Remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?

Michelangelo - You made me promise never to say it again.

Raphael - Forget about that. Still got one in the tank?

Michelangelo - Have been holding it in for years.

Leonardo - Wait guys, wait up...

Michelangelo - Cowabunga!

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"Vernon - Four Turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?

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"Donatello - If this tower falls, the toxin makes ground impact and will contaminate at a 10 block radius!

Leonardo - What are the odds of us stopping that from happening?

Donatello - Uh, 0.00000000003%.

Leonardo - I'll take it."

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"Raphael - Thanks for the traffic update Donnie! You doing sports and weather next?!

Donatello - If you're going to be nasty about it, then I guess you don't want to know that there's a 500 foot drop in the next 53 seconds!

Raphael - Are you saying there's a-?!

Leonardo - CLIFF!

Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo - AHHHH!

Leonardo - We gotta get April out of there!"

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[April meets the Turtles for the first time]

April O'Neil: What are you?

Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.

Raphael: We're mutants!

Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.

Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.

April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?

Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

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[the Turtles are in an elevator]

Michelangelo: [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey!

[his brothers follow suit with their weapons]

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Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!

[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]

Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?

Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!

Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!

Leonardo: Raph?

Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!

Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?

Raphael: No, twinkle. It's just a little dusty out here.

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Donatello: [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?

Michelangelo: Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?

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[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]

Splinter: Where have you been?

[knocks down Leonardo]

Raphael: We were working out!

[gets knocked down]

Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer!

[gets knocked down]

Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!

[gets knocked down]

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[from trailer]

Raphael: Drive!

Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...

Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!

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Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!

Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...

Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once!

[goes to save Leonardo]

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[the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]

Raphael: We're bulletproof...

Leonardo: Sweet!

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Raphael: Ram the gate!

Vernon Fenwick: Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!

Raphael: I SAID RAM THE GATE!

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