Me: "Hi. My name is Bloom. I'm here with my pals Leo, Donnie, Raph, and Mikey."

Mikey: "Hi!"

Me: "This is my first Question and Dare book, so ask (or dare) us anything you want, but if it is inapropriate, then we won't answer it."

Donnie: "If you need help on science homework or a science project, I can help!"

Me: "Of course you can, Donnie. Oh, and I forgot to mention that you can even ask me about any of my TMNT books, which, right now, is only one actual book called ShellShocked."

Mikey: "I love that book!"

Me: "I haven't even finished it yet."

Mikey: "Well...it sounds cool."

Me: "Anyway, go ahead and ask us anything or dare us to do anything! Remember, nothing inappropriate!"