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Am I allowed to count Warren Stone as Leon's body count?

Like, boy straight up cut him in half (granted he's still alive).

Like, I'd like to know Splinters body count too.

Who knows what happened in the battle nexus?

Anyways, Mikey absolutely has a body count and no one can tell me other wise.

Pretty sure only Raph has a full on accidental body count while everyone else low keys has a few purposeful ones.

Even April.

Remember guys, "Snitches get Stitches."- Leo

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Small and chubby cheeked, four tiny turtle boys waddle around their underground home. Their father told them a cool ninja story earlier and wanted to reenact it.

That story however wasn't only a story, it was a true story about their clan. They hadn't known so they didn't think much about it.

The blue turtle tot picked up a bat to swing like a sword. The orange and purple turtle tots started setting up the background with pillows and drawings taped to the wall.

The red turtle tot began to think about who would be who. He then realized they short one person.

"Hey guys! We need someone to play hero!", he said.

"Uh.. oh yeah! The hero is a super cool ninja girl!", said the blue tot.

"Aple!", chirped the orange tot with waving arms.

"He's right! April would be perfect! She has the same color scheme too!", said the purple tot.

They all agreed, they would go get their big sister to be the hero. When they went to her house, she was tearing holes in papers with how hard she was pressing her pencil.

"Aple?", whisper shouted the orange tot.

She looked up and balled the paper before tossing it behind her. She smiled nervously as she walked over to her window.

"Guys! What are you doing here?", she asked.

She looked down the window.

"And how did you get up here? The fire escape is usually locked at the bottom.", she said.

"No matter! We need you!", said the red tot.

"We are playing a story our dada told us! You have to be the hero!", said the blue tot.

"Why can't one of you do it?", she questioned.

"Because it has to be you!", said the purple tot.

"Well that doesn't tell me anything!", she laughed.

"...Aple! Wanna play...", pouted the orange tot.

April smiled and agreed to come with them.

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After this, they would occasionally put on plays for their dad. He would clap and cheer for them and cry when it was sad.

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Turtle crimes and their arrests

I could meme this, but I don't know how.

Anyways, almost the whole cast would have multiple accounts of manslaughter, break and entering, and theft.

There is also assault, physical and emotional damage, disturbing the peace, and damage to public and government property, not to mention resisting arrest, fraud, tax evasion, and slander.

Probably more but I can't think of anything.

So what do you think of my list of crimes any of the turtles of any version probably committed at some point (most likely multiple times)?

But we can agree that they are all evading the law and/ or escaped jail multiple times.

Some of the crimes were accidents.

Oooh escape room and trap games! Escaping danger! For fun!!!

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What if Warren Stone was a star fish and when you cut him there would tiny versions of him.

Basically every time Leo cut him in half, he'd get another child.

"Stop cutting me in half! I can't handle any more children!", he'd scream.

Leon stared at him for a second, before cutting him half again without saying anything. Warren screams in pain.

Leo watched with morbid curiosity.

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You know that snapcube scene where knuckles summons a demon?

That is literally what happens in ROTTMNT with the foot clan.

Shredder was a demon- an actual demon armor.

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Bye!