Note: These little stories are based upon the ones I used to write in my first years of primary school. Although I am in high school now, I know how much little kids like stories too. So I have decided to write a series of stories starring my old characters Titchy Witch, and her friends Nasty Pasty and Witch Fifty Cent, three bad witches who are learning to use their wands and fly their broomsticks. Enjoy!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Titchy Witch~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Titchy Witch was a cute little witch. Every day she would put on her black dress, black cloak, black boots and her black witches' hat. Every morning she would pack her wand, her spellbook and her little cauldron into her schoolbag. Then she would fly on her broomstick with her cat, Midnight, to school.

Titchy was training as a bad witch. Bad witches are not evil, they are just the pranksters of the witch world, turning people into toads for fun, and things like that. Of course, when they'd had their fun, they would turn the people back!

Titchy was terrible at spells. She could not get a single spell right. If she wanted to turn something into a toad, like her friend Nasty Pasty could, she would end up turning it into a fly instead. Somehow instead of saying the spell like this:

Abracadabra, abracadie,

Turn it into a toad that eats flies!

She would say,

Abracadabra, abracadie,

Turn it into a toe-picking fly.

Which is not what should happen if you want to do well at Titchy's school, McKakkle's School for Bad Little Witches.

One morning Titchy woke up and went to get her wand, spellbook and cauldron. While eating breakfast, she spilt her frog's gizzards all over her spellbook. The ink ran, and Titchy couldn't read the spells anymore! She tried a spell to clean the book. It went like this.

Abracadabra, abracadean,

Make my book all nice and clean!

but instead she said "green" instead of "clean" because that's what the word looked like in the book. So the book turned green, and that made it even harder to read. Oh dear!

Titchy grabbed her cat and bag and put them on the broomstick, then flew out the door. She didn't want to be late for the spelling test!

In case you're wondering, to a witch, a spelling test is where the teacher asks a witch to do something  by casting the right spell, not to spell words.

Titchy met her friends, Witch Fifty Cent and Nasty Pasty on the way to school. Witch Fifty Cent got her name because the day after she was born, she turned a fifty cent piece into a toad by mistake, because she was one of the rare witches who didn't need a wand to do spells. As such, Fifty Cent was always accidentally saying spells when she didn't want to actually cast them, and so her poor classmates had had a very rough time sometimes! I'll tell you about that another time.

Nasty Pasty got her name from the fact that she had heard someone saying, "What a nasty pasty this is!" so she had said the words, "Nasty Pasty!" all day. Witches often had strange names and they often got them for strange reasons!

When the friends got to school they were very late. Fifty had flown her broom into a tree. She had been wearing her new moonglasses to show her friends, but she hadn't seen that pesky apple tree and Titchy and Nasty Pasty had to spend fifteen minutes getting her untangled from the branches, and then another fifteen minutes finding some tape to mend the broken broom, and then another ten minutes trying to find Fifty's cat, Lucky. This had made them extremely late for class, and they had missed the spelling test! The teacher was very cross. The three friends hadn't studied for the test anyway, so they were quite glad to have missed it!

But do you know what?

They still had to do it the next day, and Titchy accidentally turned her lunch into a pile of mush in the test!

Oops! Oh Titchy Witch!