A/N: There will be a flashback to the lemon In the next chapter

Yoreal's P.O.V

I was sitting down in the lunch hall along with Milo, Keating, Richard, Weiss, Blake, and Team JNPR

Keating: *Breaths a sigh of relief* Nothing can ruin this day.

Suddenly Ethan comes running into the lunch hall only in his boxers and well Milo and Richard weren't lying when they said Ethan has a robotic leg and foot

Ethan: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY! FUCK!

Yoreal: You were saying Keating?

Richard: Hey Ethan be careful the windo-

Ethan slammed into the window cracking it

Ethan: *Muffled* Ow... my beautiful face. *Muffled*

Milo signs: What about the poor window? Also did you enjoy it?

Ethan just raised his middle finger just as Ms Goodwitch walked in

Glynda: Mr Brooks! My Office Now!

Ethan: Oh for fucks sake.

I couldn't resist the temptation to tease/screw with Ethan

Yoreal: Nice body Ethan, why do you keep it covered up?

Ethan: Ahh screw you Yoreal! No wait... forget I said that.

Yoreal: Too late.

Ethan: Shit.

Cardin walked in and started laughing at Ethan which was a bad idea

Cardin: Ha ha, you're getting told off.

I saw Milo cloak, Heh heh this is gonna be fun to watch I thought to myself

Cardin: *Gets punched in the dick by Milo* Ahhh Fuck! *Collapses onto the floor*

Glynda: Both of you my office now!

Timeskip brought to you by: Chibi Milo running away from Chibi Ethan wielding his Sledgehammer

Milo's P.O.V

I had left a note in Ozpin's Office saying I'm going to the Emerald Forest for a couple of hours and might not be back until later, I then ran into Ethan

Milo signs: I wanted to ask this earlier but, Why do you Roses and Firecrackers?

Ethan went pale, he normally does this when something traumatic happens to him

Ethan: Gotta go bye!

As he attempts to leave I grab his arm holding him in place

Milo signs: Tell me or I'll throw you through a wall... more specifically Glynda's wall.

Ethan: You're a violent little fucker aren't you? And I thought I was bad with violence.

Milo: *Cracks knuckles*

Ethan: Alright fine I'll tell you... even though you already know what happened.

Milo signs: Maybe.

Ethan: Ohhh Mi I'd love to tell ya... Oh Look a distraction!

I released my grip on Ethan and looked behind me

Ethan: Later Bitch! *Runs off*

I spent a good few minutes walking to the platform, Ozpin had allowed RX to come to the platform

RX: IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU PILOT.

I give my Titan a nod but just as I'm about to Embark I see three Meteor like objects heading towards the forest This'll be fun. I thought to myself

Ethan's P.O.V

I entered my team's dorm to be greeted my everyone on my team except Milo

Richard: So what happened with you, Yang and Ruby

Ethan: *Sighs* Alright. Author you know the drill, cue flashback.

Flashback 2 Hours ago

I was pinned down by Yang who was trying desperately to get in my pants

Ethan: Wait.... can't we slow this down a bit? I haven't even taken you guys on a date yet!

Ruby: Hmm... Nope

Yang: There's no breaks on this train Ethan.

I then realized what she meant

Ethan: . . . . SHIT! SHIT!

Yang: No Ethan it's-

Ethan: FUCK FUCK!

Ruby & Yang: Yep.

I felt hopeless both of them were working together, Yang then turned around to take off my trousers

Ethan's Mind: Don't You Dare Fucking Look At Her Ass Ethan. . . . Ah Shit too late.

I felt my face heating up and the little tormentor downstairs start getting uncomfortable

Yang: See something you like?

I knew she was teasing me and I didn't want to answer and Yang had just finished taking my pants off

Ethan: I can not confirm nor deny that... wait did I really say that sentence? That is so fucking Cliché.

Ruby: Uhh Ethan... who are you talking to?

Ethan's Mind: Shit! Ethan think of something!

Ethan: Uhh myself?

Ethan's Mind: You Fucking Idiot! Now they're gonna think you're a bigger fucking nutcase than you already are.

Ethan: Shut up brain your not helping.

I could only watch as Yang got undressed because every time I tried to close my eyes Ruby would slap me and tell me to stay awake