"My baton is red with the blood of those who have failed" -Bari Sax Player

"No that would be creepy and gross" -Conductor

"That apple is looks plastic" -Random Friend

"That apple looks like a peach" -Other Random Friend

"The table always smells like apple cider in the mornings" -Another Random Friend

"Apple juice is the blood of apples" -Me

"Do two push-ups each" -Science Teacher

"I am but a pickle" -Me

"One day I will be strong, but today I am a noodle" -Me

"Black Chickens have black meat and bones, but have red blood" -Random Boy I Have a Crush On

"Hi" -People

"Drink the book and read the milk" -Advisor Mother Bird

"Achoo" -Internet Hamster

"Since when were my pants inside out?!" -Me

"WTF" -All of Those Reading This